Gaysimp614 - ThatWeirdQueer

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silly lil guys! dont let go...

ahem did anyone think about middle aged tommy kinard with his glasses and greying temples, married to abby clark for two decades and some change, professor of aerospace engineering at this fancy grad school, being tested by this hotspur new kid in his class who gets welcomed by loud cheers of "buck!" anytime he enters a room, who gives everyone but especially tommy the wildest grins, and who simply does not take no for an answer?

if yall didn't, they fuck in tommy's office after hours, after months of buck teasing tommy to hell and back, and tommy trying to rein in all his advances with half-concealed threats. you're welcome.

What would you let me do to you if I appear and I lean over you and I kiss you till you get wet 🤭

I'm a 17 year old homosexual

our man out here just talkin about panties

WARNING!!!!

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Please pass this on to everyone so that they are aware of the danger. I don’t how it is all around the world but I know it can’t just be here so please please spread the word. Thank you.

Random OC NSFW Asks

A bunch of random, obscure NSFW asks for your OCs that I really want to know the answers to 👀 (thank you to the Discord chat for like half of these)

Are there any names they like to be called in bed/names they call their partner? Any names they wouldn’t use/can’t stand?

Are they a “the socks stay on during sex” kind of person?

Quickies vs Planned sex—thoughts?

Are they more of a dom, sub, or switch? If applicable, are they a top, bottom, or vers?

Do they have any really out-of-left-field kinks/fantasies? Maybe even something that they wouldn’t necessarily want to act on but have still thought about?

Any place they absolutely would not have sex?

Are they into (consensual) pain during sex? Either giving or receiving

How often do they have sex dreams?

What’s their favorite way to get in the mood? How do they set the mood?

Are they down for casual one-night stands?

Are they attracted to anyone (specific person or just negative qualities) they really shouldn’t be?

Would they be more or less likely to send a risky/risque text to their partner in the middle of a crowded/public area?

Morning vs evening sex—do they have a preference?

If they send nudes, are they tasteful or just quick pics?

Describe their favorite sexual encounter.

Describe their least favorite/most embarassing sexual encounter.

What’s their go-to safe word?

Their favorite actions during sex—chin-grabbing, hair-pulling, wrists being pinned, etc.

When they “dress-up” for sex, what’s their go-to outfit? Lingerie, suit, gown, etc.?

What do they like seeing their partner in when they “dress-up?”

What scent of candle do they light after sex?

Favorite thing/part about sex—intimacy, role-playing, etc.

Least favorite thing/part about sex—cleanup, setup, etc.

A song they would fuck/get fucked to

Share a sample line of dirty-talk

Lol thought this was Florence Pugh for a sec lol

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Jesper: If you keep stealing my shirts I’ll have nothing left to wear and I’ll be left walking around Ketterdam in nothing but a vest like a disgraced juggler.

Wylan: Well, I’m not complaining. I would actually say that’s a very desirable outcome.

Jesper: Wondering what are you gonna do when suitors will start flocking to me, attracted by my shirtless roaming and dazzling juggling act.

Wylan: I wouldn’t worry about that. The canals are big enough for me to push them all in.

Inspired by a little convo I had with @jelazakazone <3