Why Am I Developing A Crush On Good Hawkmoth?????

WAIT IT WAS 2017!??! HOW THE FUCK DID I NOT KNOW????? I WATCH SO MUCH AMERISCAM TV!!!

I’m gonna be honest for a minute here guys, I didn’t know that the dorito cheeto was President until like, 2019. I shit you not, I thought he was running in 2018, no, I’m not joking! I told my mum one night “Trump shouldn’t be presodent, he’s too dumb.” and my mum just kept knitting and said; “OK sweetie.” LIKE I KNEW HE WAS ALREADY PRESIDENT.

Doctor Who text posts Part 2

Yes, I’m asexual. Yes, I’m a monsterfucker. No, I will not elaborate. 

Me: Aw hell yeah! Renata Sorrah, the Brazilian actress has come out as biseuxal at age 76!!

My friends:

I do not appreciate this callout.

Why am I developing a crush on Good hawkmoth?????

What fucked up kind of daddy issues do i have?????????¿¿¿¿

Me, pointing to all of the blorbos: Is someone gonna emotionally damage that?

Me, looking at my favourite blorbo from my show: Aw, they’re so cute!! I’m going to write a fic about them being happy!

Also me: I can’t fucking wait to torture you in my fics so much.

>:)

Ok, just had our second session and notes:

One of them figured out they were trapped in Ground Hog day (it was our teacher). I introduced Xenk’s husband and daughter (Obviously it was Edgin and Kira). They finally realised that Snail (creepy dude), was apart of a cult. AND ELL’BEROS MADE 20 TACOS IN 5 MINUTES. and way more shit.

I am currently DMing a campaign for a school club, and I’ve made the villain a creepy ass cult (they haven’t figured it out, even though they were offered 200goldpieces each), and I decided to put Xenk the paladin in session one (and made he more queercoded), and THEY FUCKING FOUND HIM SUSPICIOUS!!! Bro, he’s just autistic and traumatised.

Just found out that the sun and the star book came out today…

yet somehow i got it on the 29th... hmmmmmm

About to watch Barbie!!!

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