That Doesn't Mean I Don't Love Him. My Lilte Whore.

hysterectomy feels like it would clear up a lot of space for storage. if i get them to yank that sucker out can i put a beer fridge or maybe a ps2 in there

Wow. Just remembered how I saw a sticker of SuperBat porn stuck to the seat on my bus while I was riding to school the morning after a huge mental breakdown. Like some descending Guardian Angel, Bruce Wayne’s right buttcheek was shoved in my face to comfort me in those dark times. Maybe God is real after all

idk if yall ever read svsss but if u did… yeah

anyway, stephanie meyer’s number 1 hater gets isekaied into twilight as jacob black and decides to make sure bella and edward get together. if u guys read svsss…. u know what happens

episode 1

now a series. tagged jbsss or jacob blacks self saving system

WHY DID I JUST FIND OUT THAT JOHNNY FROM HOTEL TRANSLYVANIA IS BASED ON JONATHAN HARKER. the fuck?

Same!!!!

exactly ONE WEEK until i meet jodie 😭😭😭

currently doing a musical run through for school, and I am majorly overstimulated, on the verge of tears and my knee has started acting up. I just want it to be over, but I’ve got so much longer left.

Ok, just had our second session and notes:

One of them figured out they were trapped in Ground Hog day (it was our teacher). I introduced Xenk’s husband and daughter (Obviously it was Edgin and Kira). They finally realised that Snail (creepy dude), was apart of a cult. AND ELL’BEROS MADE 20 TACOS IN 5 MINUTES. and way more shit.

I am currently DMing a campaign for a school club, and I’ve made the villain a creepy ass cult (they haven’t figured it out, even though they were offered 200goldpieces each), and I decided to put Xenk the paladin in session one (and made he more queercoded), and THEY FUCKING FOUND HIM SUSPICIOUS!!! Bro, he’s just autistic and traumatised.

LET'S GOOOO!!!!