Hera: How high are you right now?
Dionysus, slowly: How what?
Hera: High?
Dionysus: Hello.
You know,in the Lightning Thief Annabeth takes Percy's hand for reassurance ( when they were in the Underworld)
In the same way,Jason takes Piper's hand in The Lost Hero for reassurance (when they were at Boreas' palace)
I just find interesting this coincidence
(Still is it a coincidence ?? ◡̈ )
YES YES YES
I can’t stop thinking about how annoying and adorable Nico must have been at that time, and how Dionysus must remember that once bright-eyed child.
I mean, to be honest, Dionysus is kind of an asshole god, but so are most of the other gods, too. Even then, though, Nico is probably one of the only people to have ever complimented him like... that. No doubt he was a little flattered, because other demigods don’t say that his powers in a Mythomagic game are “sweet.”
I wonder if Dionysus looks at Nico now and thinks about that moment he first met the child of Hades. He probably feels a great sense of loss, because as I’m sure he knows, demigods don’t live happy lives. Nico came to camp with a positive outlook, and now he’s here getting therapy from Dionysus. Maybe some part of the wine god was hoping Nico could get a happier ending, but here he is, depressed and traumatized.
But I also like to think about the fact that Dionysus likes to tease Nico about this moment, call him out for being such a nerd during their therapy sessions, if only to bring out that inkling of the bright-eyed child he met that day. Maybe even Nico laughs about it.
I feel like their dynamic is so interesting, and I’m really hoping we can get more of it in the potential Nico book.
I still don't know when is Luke Castellan's birthday
I don't think anyone hates Rick more than the managers at the Empire State Building that work at the front desk lol
Casual reminder Hermes WANTED to be the messenger of the gods and got the position approved by his pops if he promised not to lie anymore
When Zeus battled with Typhon, the monster stole his tendons. Our good ol’ stealy boi stole them back and plopped them back in his daddies body
After the 50 Danaides murdered their husbands, Zeus ordered they be purified of the murders. Team Hermes and Athena purified those gals
When Io, one of Zeus’ millions of lovers got changed into a heifer and Hera sent one-eyed monster guy Argus to watch her, Zeus had Hermes kill Argus! He helped Io escape
Ixion, king of Thessaly, was on Zeus’ good side until he tried to fuck his wife, in which he had Hermes chain that guy up to a ETERNALLY REVOLVING WHEEL OF FIRE
When Ares got captured by Otus and Ephialtes and was prisoner in a bronze JAR, Hermes eventually had to go save his stepbrother’s ass
Calypso claimed Odysseus as her hunka hunka burnin love and kept him with her on an island for YEARS. Odysseus wanted to go home and Zeus sent Hermes to tell that girl she’s cray and convince her to let Odysseus leave
Aphrodite, Hera, and Athena all claimed to be the most beautiful bitch. Zeus told Hermes to get those ladies over to Trojan prince Paris because they wanted him to settle their cat fight
Zeus wanted to test mankind so he and his speedster son went to Earth fathersonbonding wandering it as travelers. No one helped their asses except a couple by the names of Baucis and Philemon. They were rewarded for their kindness
Hermes took care of his bby stepbro Dio because daddy Zeus was worried bout his wife’s anger. Zeus TRUSTED Herm with babey boi Dsus!!!!!!
Hermes escorted Persephone back from her date with daddy darkness
Hermes is said to remove stones from the roads to help travelers! then those stones ended up becoming piled around pillars by roads to honor him and later the shrines became more elaborate and dick-like, because Hermes is also fertility god
Hermes is jock boi, inventing boxing, wrestling, and gymnastics. Games held in his honor at Pheneus! Gyms were built in his name, and they and the athletes of Greece were protected by him
He worked with the fates to make the freakin Greek alphabet, I mean c’mon
He also invented astronomy, weights and measures, the musical scale, numbers, this bastard never stopped
AND HE GUIDES THEM SHADY DEAD TO THE UNDERWORLD
When Eurydice almost got out of the Underworld, Hermes said “uH-uh Honey!” and brought that bitch back
He’s ALSO the god of eloquence and speech, crops, mining, buried treasure, prudence, cunning, sleep, fraud, perjury, theft,,
Herm has a resemblance to his stepbro Apollo
He’s in more classical myths than any other deity and honestly, are you surprised?
He’s a good guy, a bad guy, a helper, a troublemaker, a messenger, a lover,,
He could get you out of your fix or play you a trick
Hermes has stolen stepbro Apollo’s cattle and bow and arrows, unky Poseidon’s trident, daddy Zeus’ scepter, stepsis Aphrodite’s girdle, some of stepbro Hephaestus’ tools,,
He use that boyish charm to stay in the goods with everybody tho, that why he popular, erryone like him immortal o not
Is the epitome of ‘being childish DOESNT excuse your responsibilities’ ; does his job but has fun
Remember in BoO Percy thought about being a pawn of the Olympians?He thought about Luke,about how much this guy resented them for using him. Than,Percy thought that the same thing happened to him
And literally in TLT Medusa warns him about this
My blonde superman
Jason Grace life matters✊
"But remember, boy, that a kind act can sometimes be as powerful as a sword."
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