I Hope My Cut Doesn't Leave A Scar Because It Would Be So Embarrassing To Explain That I Got It From

I know it’s the thought that counts, but the secondhand cringe was horrible 😆

MAMMON’S PROPOSAL LOL HOW ADORABLE

Let's start this blog off strong with a picture of my dog!

(via https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_pJegu1P_yE)

I am so flipping exciTED FOR THESE TWO YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND! THIS CHILD IS GOING TO HAVE GREAT, SMART, AND LOVING PARENTS. MAT IS PROBABLY GOING TRY TO GET THEM INTO VIDEO GAMES AND THEORIZING LIKE HIM AND STEPH WILL SHARE HER KNOWLEDGE AND LOVE OF BOOKS. I AM JUST OVERLY HAPPY FOR THEM! ❤️

Now that I’ve learned about Alice by Heart I’ll be crying for the next few hours 👍

If anyone needs to add a friend feel free 😊

Glad I wasn’t the only one 😆

the obey me fandom tonight has 1 braincell and we’re all forced to share it

This is why it's moving around in there

Can we please let Kevin be happy?!?! This is the second time a relationship has been dangled in front of him and he continuously gets screwed over

I’m Virgil with myself and Patton with my friends

“I am a circle.”

“Explain”.

“Pointless.”

“nO-”

i know the photoset is everywhere

but the delivery of ‘why do piranha plant have bone it’ is funnier