I’ve Said It Before And I’ll Say It Again. The Music Choice In Umbrella Academy Is Incredible. The

Aziraphale appears to be the only angel (or demon) who actually knows how humans have children. In fact, he seems to have some sort of clue before the Beginning. Therefore I propose…… Aziraphale invented sexual reproduction.

If Young Colin Robinson™️ never employs age-old annoying child technique of a wet willy (sticking a wet finger in someone’s ear, just so we’re clear here) on Dad Laszlo™️, then what’s even the point?

Greg Davies is Gaston and Alex Horne is LeFou. I will be taking no further questions

Never thought I’d compare Aziraphale to Edward Cullen but you know that thing he does where he breaks up with Bella “for her own good” because the situation he’s in is too dangerous? Yeah…

The word “smug” is so special to me. Like uh yeah, you’re smug. It conjures up such a clear image in my mind. I love when people get all smug. You just know they’re so pleased with themselves on the inside.

Nandor everytime the camera zooms in on him:

I just lost the game

The voices! THE VOICES!!!

I think we as a fandom need to talk more about how Aziraphale and Crowley started as one character and were later split in two. That’s obviously not part of their canon now, but you can still see it there. Two sides of the same coin or perhaps a better analogy… shades of grey.