I’m Starting To Think I Need To Rewatch Umbrella Academy. How Do I Know? I’m Getting Compilations

Archangel aziraphale gets gold paint on his face but it’s just a gold egirl heart

Me watching myself add another Hozier song to my aziraphale/crowley playlist

Izzy is that you?

rip colin robinson u wouldve loved the rise and fall of cryptocurrency

You ever notice something about someone because it looks like a feature on someone else but why did you notice it on either of them? Because I can think of two people who have the exactly same set of teeth. There’s a ratness to them

Celebrating my first pride accepting myself as gay ²— both genderfluid and bi

It really sucks that the whole dinosaur thing was a practical joke from God because—

We could’ve had Them 😔

Me every time a new song comes on at my first day of work since season 2: oh! It Is Them!

Observation/Question: Do Gabriel and Beelzebub fuck nasty?*

Research your problem: In order to fuck nasty, the beings would need to be in possession of genitals which, as we know, would require them to Make An Effort of one form or another lest they—presumably—appear as smooth as a barbie doll down there.

Hypothesis: Gabriel and Beelzebub fuck nasty.

Evidence/Analysis: The crowd gasps as Gabriel turns around. While this could be surprise at the lack of genitals, if someone were to be completely smooth there, I would expect a more dramatic reaction. Furthermore, Nina calls Gabriel Aziraphale’s “naked man friend.” I imagine she would have chosen a different description if the angel was lacking the expected body parts.

Conclusion: Gabriel and Beelzebub fuck nasty.