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ohhh so hes pathetic. ok. got it. Deploy The Hyperfixation
Imagine a dark romantic comedy where a Villain and vigilante are fighting. The vigilante screams “your my *worst* enemy!!” And the villain flusters and says, “Oh, you mean it?” While battering their eyelashes while prodding the vigilante with a comedically long stick. Then the Vigilante, while throwing a punch, says “Yeah you suck at being evil, your the worst at being my enemy.” The villain jumps back while they throw a bunch of pop rocks at the ground as they make their escape, they start crying hysterically.
Eugh! Nasty little thingy majiggy!
He is pretty friggin sugoi though! Desu!
God I love autistic people
No no you’re not listening to me why does no one talk about Cartmans bus pass???
It’s officially licensed merch and it says his hair is curly so why are we not talking about curly hair Cartman? Cupid Cartman (or ‘Cupid Me’) has curly hair and that’s just Cartman in a Cupid form if you will. I mean you could always say “yeah well Cupid has always had curly hair” but shut up I’m talking!!! We only see Cupid Cartman with a hat on during Cupid Ye and that’s presumably the only time he ever wears one, let alone clothes, SO HIS HAIR IS JUST HOW IT IS ALL NATURAL OR WHATEVER!! The way I’m taking it is that Cartman and his Cupid counterpart have curly hair and it’s not just because Cupid usually has curly hair. I now present you an hc, Cartmans hair kinda looks straight like how Stan’s does because he literally always has his hat on. His hair isn’t incredibly curly like Kyles but it’s curly god damn it!!!! It’s just always flattened or a lil greasy like Stans probably is. Poor Stan, his hair is practically stuck to his forehead with how greasy it is 😭😭
“Harley what are we even talking about?” I hear you ask, AND THE ANSWER IS I DUNNO BUT WHAT I DO KNOW IS CARTMANS HAIR IS AT LEAST SOMEWHAT CURLY AND THATS ALL I GOTTA SAY
man what the hell…….
Please help them out if possible
God. I hated making this post. I'm sorry I keep having to do this.
My name is Jakob Starling, I am a physically (EDS, TBI) and mentally (Severe CPTSD and PTSD, autism, DID, psychotic) disabled adult, I recently had to move away from my parents after they kicked me out, I was kept out of schooling until highschool so I could raise the rest of their kids and take care of their farm for them.
I've applied to over 50 jobs on indeed last month alone, which doesn't count linkedin, personal websites or physical locations i've turned my resume in to. I have only gotten a few denial emails back, telling me they don't have the resources to tell me WHY they didn't choose me.
My laptop is broken, currently I can only do mspaint doodles (WHICH YOU CAN BUY HERE!) and that is my ONLY income. I rely on EBT for food, and currently literally can't afford anything else. Last month I was given 60$ less on my ebt and ran out two weeks early, and was unable to feed myself. I need 300 AT LEAST to cover rent with the help of my partner, but more would obviously be helpful.
Please, please consider donating or at least reblogging. I am in a really strange situation most people don't end up in because of my parents "off the grid" life style and various legal issues they got into. I lack education, I don't even have a GED and I can't drive.
Anything helps, thank you so much.
Pa.y.pal: Jakobstrange
I'm unable to use any other cash transfering apps because I'm unable to get a bank account, but if you're unable to send through paypal DM me, my partner is willing to privately share their accounts.
mf was dancing at the pink pony club