PLEASE BE CAREFUL FOR ANYONE WHO USES “BLUEBUFFALO” FOR THEIR DOGS!!

bro I have like 50 jjk drafts but no jjk asks. this is all me coming up with ideas like there’s no tomorrow.

hiiiii! since ur looking for sk8 the infinity requests and u seem to really like joe, how would joe react to an s/o who is short and not very physically strong. they're a bit on the chubby side too. if u want, u can add that they can skate?

Yippee!!! First sk8 request!!

...I got a little carried away, so I went a bit off topic at times......

I love him so much......

Cut it off a bit early due to the length, if I wrote any more I wouldn't be able to stop. So, this is what you're getting 😭

@i-am-thoroughly-confused this is your fault

Warnings ;; None, just Kojiro being silly and domestic

Relationship ;; Romantic

Type ;; Headcanons

Joe ;; Kojiro Nanjo

Kojiro is definitely willing to help you do anything that's physically demanding.

That includes: opening jars, opening the door for you, opening the car door, carrying you as he skates, even if you're capable of skating yourself.

Yes, he'll do basically anything you'd like him to do.

Make you an Italian dinner? ...he owns an Italian restaurant.

Make you any dinner in general? He's a cook.

Teach you how to skate, or teach you new tricks? He's known as Joe in S for a reason.

He's a very attached partner, no matter how chubby or skinny you happen to be. He's got enough muscle for both of you. Plus.. a lot more.

Because of the more parts to love, he's a bit.. grabby, to put it simply. He's not afraid of other people seeing, and he's perfectly willing to show you off to Kaoru... and literally everyone else under the sun.

In private, even if he's still a bit touchy, he's very gentle. Despite being incredibly strong, he does know the extent of his own strength.

Good luck getting out of his grip in the morning, the arm around you is tight and unmovable, at least until he wakes up.

He won't judge you for your lack of strength, but he will poke at your height every single chance he gets.

If you show even a small bit of dislike for it, he'll stop, as soon as he notices.

If you're in a genuine relationship with him, he seems like a genuinely different person, but it's clear he's still the same buff gorilla you fell in love with.

If you know about his skating in S, he'll invite you to every match.

If you're a skater in S yourself, he's at every match, even if he has women all over him, he's focusing on you the entire time.

dealing with the worst case scenario

your condom breaks

you feel a lump on your breast

your friends are ignoring you

you’re stranded on an island 

you got rejected by a crush

you get into a car accident

you got stung by a bee/wasp

you got fired from your job

you’re in an earthquake

your tattoo gets infected

your house is on fire

you’re lost in the woods

you get arrested abroad

you get robbed

your partner cheated on you

you’re on a ship that’s sinking

you fall into ice

you’re stuck in an elevator

you hit a deer with your car

you have food poisoning

your pet passed away

you fall off of a horse

you or your friend has alcohol poisoning

you have toxic shock syndrome

your house has a gas leak

Please Reblog is Your Blog is Safe for Non-Binary People.

If my mutuals can’t rb this then we can’t be mutuals

Hey. This isn't easy to put out there. But I just found something out about someone I know. Something, not so good. Because of that, I won't be taking any requests, unless it's just some silly questions, I won't be writing (unless I end up with the motivation, which I highly doubt), and I wont be very active on my writing blog until im doing better. If you follow my main/reblog account (@g0dwat3r), I'll still be reblogging things on there and I'm open for conversation.

Thank you.

-Your friend, Touya

Reblog art guys. Seriously.

Oh my god. I literally can only think of one thing right now. And that is Obey Me. I need Obey Me requests so bad, it's not even funny 😭