"𝐈 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮.. 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐈'𝐦 𝐬𝐨 𝐬𝐨𝐫𝐫𝐲.."

hello beloveds ☺️

May I request...

Drunk Narinder x s/o?

They would meet in a bar on a holiday night,and Narinder would be a drunk grumpy cat who complains about everything

𝐘𝐞𝐬!!!

𝐀/𝐧 𝐀𝐟𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐖𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠: 𝐈 𝐨𝐝𝐝𝐥𝐲 𝐰𝐚𝐧𝐭 𝐭𝐨 𝐦𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐚 𝐥𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐥𝐞 𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐬 𝐧𝐨𝐰-

𝐖𝐚𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬: 𝐀𝐥𝐜𝐨𝐡𝐨𝐥, 𝐃𝐫𝐮𝐧𝐤!𝐍𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫,

𝐑𝐞𝐥𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐩: 𝐏𝐥𝐚𝐭𝐨𝐧𝐢𝐜 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐑𝐨𝐦𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐜?

𝐓𝐲𝐩𝐞: 𝐇𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐜𝐚𝐧𝐨𝐧𝐬

𝐍𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫/𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐎𝐧𝐞 𝐖𝐡𝐨 𝐖𝐚𝐢𝐭𝐬

Narinder would be very pissy, grumpy, angry, whatever adjective you can think of.

Now, upon meeting him in this bar, he's already multiple drinks down the hatch and already drunk.

He purrs more when he's drunk. He also tends to be more affectionate, despite claiming that he hates affection.

He got there basically because The Lamb decided they wanted to celebrate with Narinder and his siblings.

Shamura doesn't drink, Leshy is even more chaotic drunk than when he's sober, Heket drank with other people, considering she still holds a grudge against Narinder and The Lamb, and Kallamar is too afraid to drink.

Now, upon meeting you, he would complain about everything. About how he had to spend time with the "traitorous lamb", and his siblings.

He would get you to drink, and you'd oblige.

You drank and had fun with him, despite his drunkenness.

As the night got darker, you would eventually leave with him.

Now, at the time, you had no idea where you were going.

You woke up the next morning in the same bed as Narinder.

You would realize that you were both fully clothed, and you both reeked of alcohol.

You would put your hand to your head, in pain thanks to your extreme hangover.

Narinder would wake up, turning to you. Given that he is immortal, he doesn't get hangovers like mortals do.

Narinder would chuckle, scoffing about how "mortals were weak", or something, you were too concerned with your intense hangover to really care what Narinder had said.

Given that he had shared... A lot of things about his past with you the night prior, he made sure to threaten you just a little bit.

The whole ordeal that if you told anyone, they'd never find your body, y'know.

All in all, he'd get you home safely, and maybe, just maybe, get someone threaten someone to help you with your massive hangover.

Mitsuri or Shinobu cuddle hcs? If possible of course

𝐌𝐦𝐦𝐡𝐦!!!

𝐖𝐚𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬: 𝐍𝐨𝐧𝐞! 𝐉𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐟𝐥𝐮𝐟𝐟𝐲 𝐟𝐥𝐮𝐟𝐟!!

𝐑𝐞𝐥𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐩: 𝐑𝐨𝐦𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐜

𝐓𝐲𝐩𝐞: 𝐇𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐜𝐚𝐧𝐨𝐧𝐬

𝐒𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐨𝐛𝐮 𝐊𝐨𝐜𝐡𝐨

She prefers to be the big spoon.

She sees it as a way to protect you, and trust me, that's all she's ever wanted to do.

She'll press gentle kisses to your hair, making it feel like butterflies landing on your head.

She'll gently run her hands up your sides,

I headcanon she has long nails, so she'll gently run them up your sides.

If you need cuddles because you've had a rough day, she'll massage your forehead, shoulders, whatever is necessary in order to make you comfortable.

𝐌𝐢𝐭𝐬𝐮𝐫𝐢 𝐊𝐚𝐧𝐫𝐨𝐣𝐢

She doesn't mind which spoon she is

Big or little, it doesn't matter to her.

She just likes having your attention.

If she's the big spoon: she'll press kisses all over your face, and occasionally nuzzle her face into the crook of your neck, often leaving gentle kisses.

If she's the little spoon: She'll giggle a lot, happy to be held in a protective manner. She'll reach behind her, gently running her fingers through your hair, you don't know how she doesn't end up poking you in the eyes.

A lot of adulthood is shouting “AUGH MY LAUNDRY” hours after you put it in the washer/dryer and running to go fetch it

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(this was meant for my writing blog, im just dumb)

waiting for large files to download is like watching paint dry

Small (huge) thing.

All of my fucking asks got deleted somehow someway. I took a break from writing because of mental health and shit, even if I didn’t post about it.

So, send me whatever asks you wish I will answer them all in due time. I’m so sorry, I have absolutely no idea what happened to all of my asks. If you’d like to send JJK asks, Demon Slayer asks, anything or any fandoms that I am into, I will write for it.

I have no idea what happened, and again, to all of my followers, I am so sorry.

Oh so he’s doing eugenics now