Elizabethan Husband: Belovéd Wife? Elizabethan Wife: What Tis't, My Husband? Elizabethan Husband: Where

Colour or no colour? Which is better?

The house of Finwe (first gen) as bizarre t shirts

tag yourself I'm Mitskibidi

501st as bizarre t shirts

tag yourself im little miss fully developed frontal lobe

the house of fingolfin as bizarre t shirts

tag yourself im well paint me green and call me a pickle

Note for fingon's shirt: article 7 sections 553-4 of the maryland annotated code prohibited sodomy, oral sex and “any other unnatural or perverted sexual practice with any other person” - aka anything fun.

Lord, grant me the strength to throw away this box that i'll never use, the courage to throw away this box that i'll never use, and the wisdom to throw away this box that i'll never use

We all have that one homie who vibes with mr brightside just a lil too hard I think

Can i share something that happened to me last year

I'm minding my own business and this guy who I kind of know but wouldn't really consider myself friends with (trauma bonded on a school trip last year and haven't spoken since) comes up to me like hey, what are you doing? And I say: world-building the ancient history of Lord of the Rings. And then I proceed to tell him all about the various genocides of the first age, with a side note on Maedhros' Quenya name, which literally means 'the hot redhead who's third in line for the throne', with his mother name meaning 'hot damn', his father name meaning 'third of the king's name' and his nickname meaning 'redhead'. Then I explain that loads of elves get nicknames, like Gil-Galad and other people who I can't remember.

And he goes cool, can I have an elvish nickname? And I say sure, what do you want it to mean?

And he goes: big daddy

and I don't know what's more embarrassing: a) he thought that, b) he asked that, or c) I could translate that off the top of my head.

this is incredible.

So my friend reaches over, takes my bottle an pops it open with her ring in the sINGLE SEXIEST SMOOTHEST MOST AWESOME MOVE I HAVE EVER FUCKING SEEN. THAT SHIT IS MY BI AWAKENING MY ROMAN EMPIRE THE HOMO TO MY SEXUAL -

I am very normal about my friend

Like this maybe?

disaster lineage all fall into one or more categories. i tried making a venn diagram but it was too hard so i gave up. anyway here they are

-most famous jedi who ever lived

-deeply fucking evil

-enemy of the state

-hermit

-literally just some guy who's there