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Last updated: June 9 2022

Criminal Minds

Spencer Reid

Spencer Reid x Gender Neutral Reader (Requested)

Posted: October 16 2020

Summary: Spencer finds a spider in your bathroom

Spencer Reid x Gender Neutral Reader (Not Requested)

Posted: December 14 2020

Summary: Spencer Reid Christmas mistletoe headcannon thing

Spencer Reid x Gender Neutral Reader (Requested)

Posted: June 23 2021

Summary: You are an agent of the BAU and a case goes wrong

David Rossi

David Rossi x Female Reader (Not Requested)

Posted: December 30 2019

Summary: David finds out you slept at the office

David Rossi x Female Reader (Not Requested)

Posted: December 30 2019

Summary: You decide to do something stupid while David is distracted

David Rossi x Female Reader (Requested)

Posted: January 1 2020

Summary: Your boyfriend breaks up with you by phone call at JJ's wedding and David makes you feel better

David Rossi x Female Reader (Requested)

Posted: May 16 2020

Summary: You get stabbed on a case

David Rossi x Female Reader (Requested)

Posted: May 29 2020

Summary: You try to get David to take his medicine after he gets hurt at work

Aaron Hotchner

Aaron Hotchner x Gender Neutral Reader (Requested)

Posted: July 20 2021

Summary: You have a nightmare after being kidnapped. Luckily Aaron is there to comfort you.

Harry Potter

Remus Lupin

Remus Lupin x Gender Neutral Reader (Not Requested)

Posted: December 20 2020

Summary: Remus accidentally hurts you, his spouse during a full moon

Remus Lupin x Gender Neutral Reader (Not Requested)

Posted: December 29 2020

Summary: Just some cuddles with Remus

Remus Lupin x Gender Neutral Reader (Not Requested)

Posted: February 1 2021

Summary: You are secretly dating Remus and your friends are trying to set you up thinking you are oblivious to the others feelings

Luna Lovegood

Luna Lovegood x Gender Neutral Reader (Requested)

Posted: June 29 2021

Summary: A bet between your friends helps you get a girlfriend

Percy Weasley

Percy Weasley x Female Reader (Requested)

Posted: July 10 2021

Summary: Your childhood bestfriend shows up at your house after the war

Neville Longbottom

Neville Longbottom x Gender Neutral Reader (Requested)

Posted: November 5 2021

Summary: Your boyfriend attempts to say "I love you" for the first time

Marvel

Bruce Banner

Bruce Banner x Female Reader (Requested)

Posted: July 14 2021

Summary: After a stressful mission Bruce can't change back. You are the only one who can help

Stranger Things

Max Mayfield

Max Mayfield x Female Reader (Requested)

Posted: December 24 2021

Summary: Max doesn't want to hide anymore

(Part 2)

Dustin Henderson

Dustin Henderson x Tall! Male reader

Posted: June 5 2022

Summary: Just cuddles with Dustin

Ships

Clauman (ao3 link)

Posted: June 9 2022

Summary: Murray and Scott see eachother again after a decade

Something something about Housemate!Orc who doesn't understand why ChubbyFem!Reader doesn't like the way she looks. The moment he met you he was drooling like an animal at your curves. What do you mean you're too heavy? Shame, looks like he's going to have to show you how strong he is by fucking you against the wall

Raw next question

Okay but hear me out... Hear me out... He's Hot 🔥

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Stealing art from people (The original artist here is Bluegiragi)

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Have a nice day (except the bot)

I'm back on my Sons of Anarchy bullshit so here you are ~

Something something the 141 being a notorious close-knit outlaw motorcycle club. Price being the mc President, Ghost being the Vice President, Gaz being sergeant-at-arms and Soap being intelligence officer.

And you were the pretty bird that worked behind the bar, 'Too feisty to be a Crow Eater' Ghost would say but 'Too pretty to not have a job at the club' Soap would say. Everyone knows that you're off limits, not because Price said so.

Oh no

But because when you first started working at the club, one of the other bikers mistaking thought you were a Crow Eater so when he thought he could cop a feel you didn't hesitate to grab the closet thing, an empty beer bottle, and smash it over his head. You held the broken bottle and threatened everyone. Stating angrily that if anyone was to touch you then they'd end up in A&E.

Unfortunately for you, Gaz saw that as a challenge.

A challenge he succeeded with every time. It almost became a game between you both

Every weekend, at some point through the night, he'd back you up into a corner. Conveniently the corner closes to his room at the club

'Gaz, I will twat you' You'd half heartedly threaten him, not completely meaning it.

Gaz would flash you his pretty boy smile 'Sure you would sweetheart'

You'd lift you hand to hit him but Gaz was quick. He was always quicker than you. He'd pin your wrist to the wall, wrapped his hand gently around your throat that he knows makes your knees weak.

He knows you better than you know yourself. The subtle flinch when he goes for your neck, the way your breath hitches, a silent protest he ignores. He learned that a sharp bite on your shoulder, a playful aggression, elicits a moan so sweet, so utterly yielding, it makes him want to devour you whole. He knows the precise pressure to apply, the exact spot to sink his teeth into.

He knows how to make you look at him. Cupping the back of your head, his thumb gently pressing beneath your jaw, tilting your face upward – just enough to catch the innocent, wide-eyed gaze he adores. Those doe eyes, so full of a naive trust that belies the raw, desperate need that writhes beneath the surface. Those eyes, those eyes are his downfall, his salvation.

Every time Gaz whispers those words into your ear, your heart skips a beat.

'Gonna make you my old lady,' he groans, his breath hot against your skin as his hips thrust against yours. You can feel him, hard and insistent, as the tip of his cock constantly batters that spot inside of you that makes your toes curl.

'Yo- You say that every time,' you gasp, your voice high and full of lust. 'You never make good on your promise.'

Gaz flips you onto your stomach, his hand coming down firmly on the middle of your shoulder blades to keep you in place. He fists your hair and pulls your head back, exposing your neck to him. You can feel his breath against your skin as he slowly pushes himself back into your sloppy hole.

'Then let me,' he begs, his voice low and full of need. He picks up speed, his hips slapping against yours as he takes what he wants from you. 

And you let him

Maybe becoming his old lady wouldn't be so terrible

I am on a motherfucking ROLL lately

Doesn't his arm also vibrate?? Or am I just making that up

okay but the fic I read used the idea of bucky fucking you with his metal arm nd whatever and like

That sounds really hot

Price??

my partner is only 40 but nestled within him is the soul of an elderly man

Calling a canon bisexual woman a lesbian becuase she has a female love interest or is in a wlw relationship is bisexual erasure and biphobic!!!!

Could you maybe reblog this post if you think respecting trans peoples' names and identities is a basic right and not a political opinion?

No pressure. Just seeking some validation of my sentiment. Due to some. people

Like to kiss that old man. Reblog to break his hips.