AHHHHHHH!!

Tumblrinas not being casually misogynistic in their writing challenge (impossible).

Like seriously. Do you really need to write and "defeat" an incel stereotype mean girl to feel good about yourself?

Dude what!?!?

It's literally just a fun lil story I wrote

Something something about Housemate!Orc who doesn't understand why ChubbyFem!Reader doesn't like the way she looks. The moment he met you he was drooling like an animal at your curves. What do you mean you're too heavy? Shame, looks like he's going to have to show you how strong he is by fucking you against the wall

BEGGING FOR SOMEONE TO WRITE THIS

as much as i love the idea of top!simon being all big and mean and rough to brat!bottom!johnny…

i foam at the mouth at the thought of top!johnny and bottom!simon

its rude to reblog things from people you arent mutuals with fyi. :/

💀 my brother in christopher

Imagine you’re invited to a party. By the time you arrive, you realize you’re the only human at the party. Sure there are some people there who look close to human, but they’re just monsters who look dangerously close to pure humans.

Eventually you get roped into a game of Spin the Bottle. Sitting in a circle among so many monsters, many of whom are much bigger than you.

The game goes on for much longer than you thought it would (maybe 2 hours or so) but you’ve been kissed by every monster sitting in the circle. Some of your fellow party-goers being more than a little jealous of the lucky bastards who managed to kiss you more than once.

But none of them stopped at a simple little peck on the lips, no. They went for it. French kissing you so hard, so deep, so passionately… that you thought you’d need an Exorcism to get them off of you.

After the game ended, you decided to mill around the party a little longer. Being approached by the monsters who played Spin the Bottle with you, and even a few who merely watched. All of them doing their absolute best to seduce you further, but settling for giving you their number. Typically being a little cheeky by tucking the scrap of paper around your waistline, or down the front of your shirt.

By the time you get home, you realize how much telephone confetti you’ve accumulated.

switch up your verbs (part one) ~

walked - hiked - moved - shuffled - toddled - sauntered - ambled - tiptoed - meandered - strolled

laughed - chortled - chuckled - giggled - snorted - guffawed - howled - snickered - shrieked

wanted - ached for - wished - craved - coveted - fancied - pined - aspired

ran - sprinted - galloped - scampered - bolted - trotted - dashed - raced - jogged

jumped - bounced - hopped - leapt - hurtled - vaulted - barged - bounded

Steve: Okay, truth or dare?

Bucky: Truth

Steve: How many hours have you slept this week?

Bucky:

Bucky: ...Dare

Steve: Go to bed.

Bucky: I don’t like this game.

good things will happen 🧿

things that are meant to be will fall into place 🧿

Welp it's over 14k words now 😅😅

So I'm out of my brain rot and have just been going at with with Loving Husband pt 4 It's not finished yet though

It's already passed 10k words lmao

Would people prefer 1 big chapter or split into 2 chapters??