A Lot Of Y'all Are Really Showin Y'all Hand With This "oppressed People Shouldn't Date Their Oppressors!"

as the motorfang district attorney i can confirm these are all 100% true and real

motorfang headcannons because i think of them constantly

- they watch jeopardy together and compete with each other to win

- they both HATE when people eat food loudly; when peter b. eats around them they both just stare in disgust (this was based off some fan art i saw, when i find it ill credit them)

- the king and queen of side eyeing (it’s kind of canon already lmao)

- they aren’t super big on pda in the workplace. the most contact between them would just be a hand on the shoulder or when something is being passed between them (the exception is patching each other up)

- jessica is the only person miguel trusts to patch him up when he’s injured

- mutual. massaging.

- they are both stubborn and ridiculously petty, arguments (usually about the canon or miles) melt down into standoffs that last for hours

- jessica has miguel take down her protective styles

- saturday morning cleaning is something serious in their space cs they’re both lowkey neat freaks; music blasting, every surface wiped down, candles lit in every clean room

- when jessica first met miguel, she had a problem taking miguel seriously and would giggle during his monologues (it’s not her fault he looked like he was mewing every time he’d pause) miguel let it slide because he found her laugh cute anyway

- miguel was so afraid of putting jess in danger when he first recruited her once he learned she was pregnant; she had to convince him to give her harder missions

- they both know the rumors that circulate around the spider society about miguel being the father of jessica’s child, both choose not to address it

- glasses wearing power couple (sometimes, miguel prefers contacts)

- they temporarily took gwen in until hobie offered

- miguel liked the 2099 burgers up until they changed something in the recipe only he was able to detect. after basically throwing a fit and going back up to his screens without any food, jess bought him empanadas for him instead; only eats those now (i want to draw this lowk)

- love languages:

- miguel loves words of affirmation the most, being told by jessica that he and his work are valued means the world to him

- jessica loves physical touch; pregnancy is hard, even harder being a spider. and miguel is always willing to massage every ache and kiss every change in her body

- pet names were very gradually called amongst them. for a long time it was just “jess” and “migs”

- it never really evolved much besides “baby” and “amor”

- jessica isn’t fluent in spanish, she knows a lot of words just from context when miguel speaks (cursing and compliments towards her); she tries, and her spanish is decent

- 90s anime binging; jess loves sailor moon and miguel loves dragon ball z

- cat and child magnets

- miguel organized a part of the society to be a daycare after gerry was born so jessica could have easier access to her baby (and so peter would stop bringing mayday to nearly every mission)

ughhh i love them both they’re probably gonna argue in the next movie but idc ! 😍

close enough welcome back peter steele

young sevika for no reason

it's 84° rn and I'm PISSED

didn’t that groundhog say six more weeks of winter? he’s a damn lie if i’ve ever seen one ITS 77° IN FEBRUARY

The man crying is George Gillette, tribal chairman of the Mandan, Arikara, and Hidatsa tribes of North Dakota in 1948. He was forced under the threat of death of all his people to sign over the tribes’ homeland on the fertile floodplain of the Missouri River in order to build the Garrison Dam.

The final settlement legislation denied tribes’ right to use the reservoir shoreline for grazing, hunting, fishing or other purposes, including irrigation development and royalty rights on all subsurface minerals within the reservoir area.

After the dam was constructed, the three tribes were scattered, their communities and extended families flung to different shores of the 200-mile-long Lake Sakakawea.

This is what your freedom and democracy is built on.

me whenever y'all draw long haired sevika

Worried for everyone who still hasn't learned how to pirate media with the current state of things

First attempt at a comic :")

Flyer for the Clit Club, NYC (1996)

Bruce + loves through time and circumstances~

Bruce + Talia and Khoa

Bruce + Gotham rogues Catwoman and Two Face

Bruce + Superman and Wonderwoman

Bonus down the cut:

4. Bruce + Harley and Jack Napier (Batman beyond the White Knight)