The Hierophant. The Leader.

Sorry Mr. bbno$ someone had to drag you into this and I'll be damned if it wasn't me.

I know I’m building my Brand™️ as a TAZ/Danny Phantom tumblr but I just finished the first Twilight book so catch me listening to the soundtrack on repeat until I can check out new moon

look im loving dracula daily as much as the next person but i am absolutely LOOSING MY SHIT over how the castle is described in the book, especially the may 5th update. 

If you didn’t know, Dracula’s castle is/based on the real place Bran’s Castle in Romania.

Guys this castle is on a fucking cliff.

Johnathan described his arrival at castle drac as having a courtyard “of considerable size”, and right as he exited the carriage, being right next to the entrance. 

You want to know what the ACTUAL entrance of Bran’s castle looks like???

FUCKING. THIS.

ITS A STEAP ASS STAIRCASE 

NO COURTYARD IN SITE

Honestly there’s probably an issue regarding his super fancy octagonal room next to a dining hall but I don’t care enough to analyze blueprints and photos of the castle’s interior to find out.

Pack it up, bitch fartman is at it again

hes calling their dad

Hey so we all know this is Philza's second bout with big ol' eyeballs but I've yet to see that it's also Sneegs second time as well

I can post whatever I want and what I want to post is JAM

I really hope people eat caesar salad today like they eat pie yesterday

They were not kidding he really does inspire you to make good food

we slow dance to this or i’m leaving