Imagine Scrolling Through Tumblr And Seeing Your Name On Something You Had No Idea Even Happened

Like a half hour after taking pain relief meds: oh actually it doesnt hurt anymore i probably didnt even need to take those

HES MY FAVORITE EVER 🫶🫶

Advent day 23: Fives ☕️

on their clit like morse code

unconditionally

I've wanted to draw them like this forever but it took me literal years

alright tiktokians who moved here, imma lay some ground rules.

one, this is my house, I can't do anything about the furniture.

two, you aren't actually forced to reblog. yes, it's like reposting. no, just because people tell you to reblog, you don't have to. yes, it's very nice if you reblog art, because sometimes people do that for a job.

three, tag your shit

four, you can cuss. you can say kill. you can say suicide.

five, you can be horny. I don't wanna see that shit. tag it properly.

six, no tagging inappropriately because I will run you over with my car.

seven, yes you can comment! No one uses these most times.

eight, you gotta build up your timeline baby girl, this ain't TikTok.

nine, yes you can privately reblog if you're embarrassed

and finally. Ten, there is nothing I can do about the hornbots.

Your art would taste like M&Ms when they're just slightly melty so they don't get chocolate on you but they're soft after you bite through the shell. I may munch on it perhaps it looks so tasty

freak

At least I'm the source of the schizo shit and I didn't catch it from someone

Weak ahh

Yall see this mf(@fruitykitkatbar ) right here?

I hate this bitch

Fuck you

Everyone should hate them

I hate this mf too

He called me a slur earlier

Fuck you too

Yall see this mf(@fruitykitkatbar ) right here?

I hate this bitch

Fuck you

Everyone should hate them

E. Become Jesus christ

When you broke up with your situationship did you

A: become a dictator

B: start a cult

C: join an underground fighting ring

D: do drugs with your former teacher and his new student