L for you honestly pretty sure the AI is considered very real in the actual media but to each their own ig??
Do you support searchlai
i am mildly concerned
He probably ran to go show his dad after this picture
cape
told by my lovely homie @tellynoise
okay so these guys like listening to shakira
they started off with the robot equivalent of the fitness gram pacer test, aka how many swarms of flies can you go through without letting them jam your systems
these guys are like half human half robot and IDIOTS so they instead kill all those flies (animal cruelty 💔) and break into a building
SURPRISE IDIOTS. YOU FAILED THE FITNESS GRAM PACER TEST LOSERS
these r just regular guys who get possessed by queer robots its like. being a drag queen but not
CUT TO CRYSTAL INSIDE OF ABANDONED BUILDING
puku man. rotund being. trapped in crystal
EXPLOSION EXPLOSION EXPLOSION
OUT OF CRYSTAL. ENTER BABY
enter `the food.`
baby’s going WAWAWA and bro does NOT wanna deal with it so he makes the trek to his cannibal friends
passes the FUCK out, wakes up to said friends sweetening the meal (failing)
idk what happens with the gay human boys uh
they’re gettinga. divorce
the one w the bad haircut is their divorce lawyer
netball or whatever his name is gets a call IN THE MIDDLE OF COURT.
“hey send your drag queen cannibal robots over bro we got a FEAST”
sent over.
humans? GAGGED. divorce on HOLD
queer robots tries eating baby raw, this won’t do
queer robots hand over baby to be cooked by blue queer
EXPLOSION EXPLOSION EXPLOSION
ENTER ROBOT GODZILLA. BIRD UP
NO TIME FOR FEAST, NO TIME FOR DIVORCE
ROBOT GODZILLA AND BIRD UP ARE THE ONES DIVORCING NOW
brock from pokemon is there.
ANYWAY
COURT ADJOURNED BOTH PARTIES ARE DEAD UH
baby found conscious still waiting to be cooked. chef is found unconscious on way to the kitchen after the court hearing
THE END ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
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Autistic culture is not knowing if you missed half a dozen social cues and completely embarrassed yourself or if that other human is just kinda like that? Because sometimes other humans are just like that for some reason ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
All I'm saying is Jayce Talis is a bisexual polyamorous man who has a type and that type is just, Higher Beings. His type is just Jesus Christ. Bro straight up wants to fuck God
Edit: damn bisexuals found this post hello y'all hope you have a nice day the post reached its target audience
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On the verge of tears because of the CATASTROPHE of a test I just took (I got a 10/100 but some questions aren't graded) and @rockingego turns his phone around to show me Sukuna's BARE ASSCHEEKS on twitter. I don't even know how to react to this.
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