My Engineering Teacher Just Called Me Out In Class For Having A Super Neat Signature And I've Never Felt

This is the worst timeline. (x)

[guy with the Cant Focus Disorder] why the fuck can't I focus

alright tiktokians who moved here, imma lay some ground rules.

one, this is my house, I can't do anything about the furniture.

two, you aren't actually forced to reblog. yes, it's like reposting. no, just because people tell you to reblog, you don't have to. yes, it's very nice if you reblog art, because sometimes people do that for a job.

three, tag your shit

four, you can cuss. you can say kill. you can say suicide.

five, you can be horny. I don't wanna see that shit. tag it properly.

six, no tagging inappropriately because I will run you over with my car.

seven, yes you can comment! No one uses these most times.

eight, you gotta build up your timeline baby girl, this ain't TikTok.

nine, yes you can privately reblog if you're embarrassed

and finally. Ten, there is nothing I can do about the hornbots.

WITNESS

I bare the burden to witness your false idols

I watch you as you burn the world down but not your altars While you have poisoned the hearts of many through faith and fictitious myth

You have desecrated the holy temple and used the lords name in vain You have killed your god and crowned yourself as king

I bare the burden of being a witness

And you chastise me for being a witness and not complying! For being immune to the poison as you try and tarnish my sacred heart!

Will you bare witness to me in the camps?

in the cold?

in the unforgiving winters, lay with me in the fields while officers bark orders?

You are not a god but simply a golden cow

You will never see the pearly gates Not even through the eye of a needle

For I have bore witness to your dogmatic ways and I hope your god is merciful as he welcomes me into his home

And leaves you in the cold

Can Kamala Harris win? Does she really stand a chance? I’m so scared for my American friends, their families and every kind, decent human being who resides there.

She has a motherfucking chance because we are going to GIVE her a motherfucking chance.

No more talking about how "of course" the country won't elect a black woman (they also thought that with Obama in 2008). No more dooming. We can destroy the fucking billionaire donors as soon as the election is over. We can do everything else as soon as we have time to do it because we are not being fucked in the ass by Trump and his despicable orange fascists.

We are going to rally the fuck behind Kamala Harris and we are going to do it now. We are going to support whichever VP she chooses. We are going to be on the fucking lookout for any Purity Police whining about how Kamala isn't good enough either. We are going to keep our eyes fucking open for the Russian interference that frankly, I suspect, contributed heavily to this in the first place. We are going to learn our fucking lesson from 2016 and not whine about Third Party Protest Votes. We are going to pull together and quit fucking whining. Now Biden is out. You don't have to cOnDeSceNd yourself to voting for him. You are going to fucking help us get Kamala in office so fucking help us God. Then we can deal with the rest of it later. It is that simple.

The end.

kicked out of the dog park because his shikigami is “scaring the other dogs” and “has a menacing aura”

not my usual stuff but remember:

if/when tiktok comes back,

it is not the same place. it is not the same. and most importantly do NOT under any circumstances forget that The Tangerine was the one who wanted it banned in the first place and he is no savior, he, like everyone else in government, is doing what benefits him.

DO NOT FORGET THIS.

pick up the patterns, look at history.

Probably me-core

he's just a silly little guy

Yeah buddy I literally said to each their own 🙏😇

Do you support searchlai

i am mildly concerned

My time has come holy shit

Trump just declared that there are only 2 genders, so this is your reminder to get WEIRDER and QUEERER gang