They Are Both Still Asleep, They Both Woke Up Very Well Rested.

I fear I have been starved for art motivation lately but I managed to get some sketches out today during class lol

Ft. My pen running out halfway through some of them, and a doodle my friend did and stuck on the paper.

My time has come holy shit

Trump just declared that there are only 2 genders, so this is your reminder to get WEIRDER and QUEERER gang

like fuck you are soooo old and soooo bloody and like. ethically compromised and i think. that makes you soooo sexy

WHEN ON PERIOD:

do not crash out

your feelings are NOT valid

do not send that text

don't kill yourself. lock in

do not act on negative emotions until at least 2 days have elapsed

I high-key forget this is a blog sometimes and that I have the free will to post whatever ungodly thought my mind produces

Episode 1 of Rockman.EXE Beast told by someone who has never watched another Rockman episode before

told by my lovely homie @tellynoise

okay so these guys like listening to shakira

they started off with the robot equivalent of the fitness gram pacer test, aka how many swarms of flies can you go through without letting them jam your systems

these guys are like half human half robot and IDIOTS so they instead kill all those flies (animal cruelty 💔) and break into a building

SURPRISE IDIOTS. YOU FAILED THE FITNESS GRAM PACER TEST LOSERS

these r just regular guys who get possessed by queer robots its like. being a drag queen but not

CUT TO CRYSTAL INSIDE OF ABANDONED BUILDING

puku man. rotund being. trapped in crystal

EXPLOSION EXPLOSION EXPLOSION

OUT OF CRYSTAL. ENTER BABY

enter `the food.`

baby’s going WAWAWA and bro does NOT wanna deal with it so he makes the trek to his cannibal friends

passes the FUCK out, wakes up to said friends sweetening the meal (failing)

idk what happens with the gay human boys uh

they’re gettinga. divorce

the one w the bad haircut is their divorce lawyer

netball or whatever his name is gets a call IN THE MIDDLE OF COURT.

“hey send your drag queen cannibal robots over bro we got a FEAST”

sent over.

humans? GAGGED. divorce on HOLD

queer robots tries eating baby raw, this won’t do

queer robots hand over baby to be cooked by blue queer

EXPLOSION EXPLOSION EXPLOSION

ENTER ROBOT GODZILLA. BIRD UP

NO TIME FOR FEAST, NO TIME FOR DIVORCE

ROBOT GODZILLA AND BIRD UP ARE THE ONES DIVORCING NOW

brock from pokemon is there.

ANYWAY

COURT ADJOURNED BOTH PARTIES ARE DEAD UH

baby found conscious still waiting to be cooked. chef is found unconscious on way to the kitchen after the court hearing

THE END ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

Ao3 Version please give kudos 🙏

When I am president, I will abolish. There will no longer be any.

See yall next Tuesday the 20th

today is the only day you can reblog this

Just cried. “So this is how democracy dies… with thunderous applause” has never been so strongly felt

Why can’t we just stay right here?