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Name: Ivan Braginsky
Age: 41 (Physical) 1163 (Actual)
Height: 7'4"
Appearance: Thick chubby build, with a plump and soft stomach, rounded but and big pecs, but has meaty thighs and thighs, sometimes grows body hair and a stubble in winter, scar on neck.
Hair Color: Ashen Blond
Eye Color: Violet
Sexuality: Gay
Relationships: Good friends to all the nations, especially Alfred, happily married to Yao Wang
Ivan is no longer the pipe wielding psychopath everyone thinks of him to be, he is just a misunderstood innocent soul, and despite what everyone things, he and Alfred are great friends, as Alfred helped him back on his feet when the Soviet Union collapsed, they they have a friendly rivalry every now and then. Ivan's sounds a bit like the Regular Show character, Nikolai/Thomas, Ivan has a better personality that what is in canon. Ivan is happily married to Yao and always keeps their wedding ring on his finger, he finds it adorable when Yao rests his head on his chubby belly, since Yao is a lot smaller than Ivan, he can pick him up in his arms as if he weighs nothing. Ivan does feel insecure about his body, but Yao always comforts him. The ideal honeymoon for Ivan and Yao is not to kill Alfred, but a simple picnic in the woods, Ivan keeps a promise to himself to always protect his beloved Yao from anyone and anything. Ivan does not know how to "KolKolKol" as he does not understand the meaning of it, but often times at World Conferences, the other nations will do it as a joke, much to his annoyance. Ivan does have the so-called "Magic Metal Pipe of Pain" but he actually uses it as a cheap walking staff he made himself for hiking, but that does not stop from very crazy people to do unspeakable acts with it. Ivan, if he's upset, like his canon counterpart, is unpredictable, but not in the way you think as he does not beat you to a bloody pulp, one moment he is smiling innocently, the next moment towering over you, yelling at you and saying how you are the lowest scum of the Earth. Sadly, since Ivan is big, he does have trouble finding comfortable clothes and often wardrobe malfunctions because he is so big, to he either knits his clothes himself or has someone tailor him, but that does not mean Alfred is safe, he has the same problems, but the two always give friendly jabs, with Ivan winning most time.
I share it because of the handsome man on the left
I love her
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OMG THIS IS BEAUTIFUL
At some kind of negotiations, except they share a singular braincell and they fight each other who gets to use it.
[Loads of yapping under the cut.]
This was supposed to be set in 1605-ish, around the outsets of Jülich succession crisis. Letās pretend a fucking lamp is not there okay??Prussia is still a Polish fief duchy, so kinda irrelevant? Well, nevermind, he got dragged in as it is Anna of Prussia who carried Brandenburgās Electorsā claim to Jülich-Kleve. And along with her husband, the Electorās son, she was in favour of more decisive actions regarding Jülich, as far as a pre-emptive strike. Whereas the Elector himself hesitated, supporting a more cautious approach.
At that point Prussia knows what is coming.(okay, maybe Brandenburgās Elector marrying the younger sister of his own sonās wife juuuuust to make sure no other family ever gets a chance to claim Prussia was a bit tooā nevermind). He got the point. He knows he has no other option really, and that he and Johann are kind ofā¦stuck in this ever since the Grand Master of the Teutonic Order happened to be a Hohenzollern. And thus he makes what he can out of it, trying out what strings he can pull and when.
After all, heās painfully aware that Johann may seem like a schemer with a long-term plan, but in fact? Will hesitate and push for neutrality when a firm decision is most needed. If Brandenburg is good at something, that is masking his indecisiveness with cautiousness. And Prussia wonders how, or rather when he will be able to use this to his advantageā¦
[this writing stuff is very experimental and very much a WIP and both interpretations and characterisations are subject to change !!! Be warned !!!]
Oh, yeah looks like I have my time to create stuff back? I was just testing that one technique when you draw stuff in grayscale and then colour it. Itās torture, but damn, I like the result. Shit took 4 days to render. And I just gave up on the bg sorry not sorry.
Meh, Itās always āhow do you get along?ā and not āhow do you even get. there. at the first place.ā I was just thinking ā 700-ish km between Berlin and Kƶnigsberg. Imagine. 2-3 weeks horseback through swamp sand and shit and youāre there except itās too late and noone cares. Mustāve been hell.
By the way physically theyāre..? 15-16, I would say here? Brandenburg is a bit older, not really much, but heās taller lol.
Other versions because YES ITS HARD TO CHOOSE A FILTER RRRAH
had fun with a friend today with the boys
belgium and her gay boyfriend who is kind of scared of her
Petition to call Moldova, Bulgaria and Romania the immigration trio.