Paper Mario: Sticker Star Was Originally Designed To Include Partners Following Mario Around During Most

"Being bi means all the attraction you feel is gay" NOT ME. All my attraction is not only hetero, it's hetero in the most off-putting way possible. I like men in the fetishistic yaoi fangirl way and I like women in the creepy mouth-breathing guy in your workplace way

THIS IS NOT A WAR. Stop calling it a war. GAZA IS NOT A STATE. GAZA IS COLONISED TERRITORY, under siege by a nuclear power. This is a World War waged on Palestinian people by the media and giant corporations and their reactionaries. Colonised people have the right to armed resistance under international law.

I hope to one day acquire enough mutuals for my dash to be just like this

mutual 1: I want to turn that man's prostate into silly putty

mutual 2: here's smth i doodled during science class lol

mutual 3: pls remember that you personally can drink milk and still be a lactose intolerance ally!! anyone who tells you otherwise doesn't know their history :]

mutual 4: fucking a robot girl in the ass call that backend programming

mutual 5: holy shit I need him so fucking bad holy shit holyyy shit oh my god

mutual 6: anyone get kind of horny putting the ignition key in the car....it's so intimate....turning him on....

mutual 7: so lets talk about where scrimblo's arc is realistically going- I know a lot of people are trying to argue that he's being manipulated but this ignores the fact that there is clearly unresolved conflict between him and bleebus about their moralities

mutual 8: happy propeller penis thursday

mutual 9: "scrimblo and bleebus need to discuss their morality" god forbid a pathetic boywife does some torture 🙄🙄

mutual 10: WHO IS HYPED FOR THE NEW ALBUM LETS FUCKING GO

mutual 11: guys we're not getting a new album

mutual 12: please stop sending me death threats

mutual 13: why is my whole dash talking about this band I don't even listen to.....

mutual 14: hey boy nice knife wound can i put my tongue in it

mutual 15: i'm going to fall into lake michigan

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you: Y34H WH4T3V3R 1 DONT F33L SH1T

you, 5 minutes later: DUD3 1 SW34R TH1S F4YGO D1DNT T4ST3 L1K3 P1SS B3FOR3 TH1S

your buddy karkat, pacing the floor: THE CONDESCE IS LYING TO US.

Haircut that removes your tits

BRUH a dude I know from work came in for the first time in months and I thought he looked different but couldn't figure out why?? So I asked if he'd changed his hair and he was like "BITCH I GOT TOP SURGERY"

studying this fandom under a microscope

A nation whose existence requires the mass murder of children every few years is not a nation that should continue to exist. How many dead children is too many dead children? Where do we draw the line?