BILLL, If Ya Could Do Arson Would You?!!

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au i made up where ford and mcgucket build a supercomputer together and then everything bad happens

i watched electric dreams for the first time on valentines day and rewatched the day after, and i really loved it! it's a very charming movie with some wonderful music, and also a pretty fun watch as someone who's a retro tech nerd with all the old hardware that shows up and the unrealistic-for-the-time-but-still-very-very-cool computer graphics & visualizers can't believe it hasn't become a more popular cult-classic by now, cuz it's been over 40 years old and it really screams "obscure 80s hidden gem with a huge cult-following" to me. i think it deserves that status for edgar's existence alone, he's absolutely delightful

i dont see why i cant start a trend, so here goes. lets try to build back our attention spans. lets try to focus on just one thing for as long as possible. lets not watch those "asmr for people with adhd" videos where they fuck up adhd folks even worse. lets resist the urge to reach for our phones when watching a movie. lets read the articles we reblog, even when theyre boring. i know its hard, i have adhd too, but its worth it. i also know that this hard work doesnt always seem super impressive to other people, so id love for yall to tell me in the tags or replies if youve done something, no matter how small, for your attention span. you deserve to feel like youve taken back some of what social media has ripped from you

should probably post this one too.. i like making my art look like paintings a lot

“You never pretended to be a bride when you were a little girl?” No???? Like literally never?

letting the days go by

pretentious moment incoming but why is everyone's idea of fashion so fucking boring these days. why the fuck did my manager just ask me "what's with the scarf". "what's with the scarf" fuck man do I need a reason to wear a faggy little scarf now? you could just say "nice scarf man". what's with your attitude

I LIKE YOUR ART :D

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I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY!!!!! I AM FLABBERGASTED!!!!!!!!

I HOPE A SIDE OF YOUR PILLOW IS ALWAYS COLD.

(btw, you're actually my first ask on this blog! Hooray!)