Imagine Being A Totally Random Dude And All You Want To Do Is Catch Some Fish And Then You Get Stranded

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ZX-29R | Self indulgent sketches

Have some indulgent sketches of my OC ZX-29R while I recover from finals ! :)

Extra info about me!

HI! I'M MAGGIE, MAX, SQUARE, AND THE OTHER STUFF I'M KNOWN BY!

BASIC INFORMATION:

Animator - I have a top-secret project in the works

Musician - I make music, not yet posted

Cartoonist

Fandom brainrot - I can't fit them here, and I can't think of them all at once

Teenager

Chronically online

She/her and they/them

FUN FACT CORNER:

I almost burned down a building once

I'm known for SCREECHING at the top of my lungs at random intervals

I'm obsessed with squares

I'm an expert at Thomas the Tank Engine fanfic

I play the bagpipes

My favorite movie is Monty Python and the Holy Grail

I like screaming at people on hotel balconies

My favorite show is Gravity Falls

I love writing about throwing children in meatgrinders

I'm the proud owner of 2 cats

I'm obsessed with a certain triangle man

My favorite food is salmon

My favorite song is 23 minutes long ("Echoes" by Pink Floyd)

I lived in Alaska for 7 years

I run on pure caffeine and the will of God

I like obscure 80s new wave bands

I like dad rock

I make really good cookies

I reproduce through mitosis

I like anything shiny and neon-colored

I worship an ancient Jewish carpenter; you might of heard of him

I don't know what I am, but I'm 95% sure I'm not neurotypical

I hate ceiling fans

I hate coconuts

*inhales* That's it.

Happy birthday to meeeee!!!

GUESS WHAT TIME OF YEAR IT IS?

I love getting unaccompanied minors (kids flying alone) who so clearly just. Don't want to be here lol. Sometimes I get to know a little of their story, like their parents are divorced, or a family member died and they're heading to the funeral, but usually they just don't want to talk about it and that's fine. But I always treat the flight like it's a challenge to make them smile. I offer them snacks and soda but that's never enough, that's whatever, they could get those from an airport vending machine. Chump change. So then I tell the worst jokes. Just the most embarrassing, kindergarten teacher, annoying dad jokes you can think of. And those always get a groan, or a "Seriously??" And that's my in! Now I can say "Why, what's your idea of a good joke? No, come on hotshot, make your best joke, let's see it." And they hem and they haw but of course they eventually tell me their very best joke because kids are little competitive comedy goldmines. And it's always super funny, so I laugh, and that's where they slip up. Because you know what you almost always do when your joke successfully makes someone laugh? You smile. And I'm like. Gotcha. Rookie move. Now you're going to end up having a good time in spite of yourself. I win.

Banana

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