GF SEASONS ZINE INTEREST CHECK!

Let's have a moment to appreciate the Gravity Falls fandom for marking TBOB spoilers.

I APPRECIATE EVERYONE MARKING THEIR SPOILERS FOR TBOB! THANK YOU FOR BEING CONSIDERATE!

yay water

time to drink water woo hoo yay

I love getting unaccompanied minors (kids flying alone) who so clearly just. Don't want to be here lol. Sometimes I get to know a little of their story, like their parents are divorced, or a family member died and they're heading to the funeral, but usually they just don't want to talk about it and that's fine. But I always treat the flight like it's a challenge to make them smile. I offer them snacks and soda but that's never enough, that's whatever, they could get those from an airport vending machine. Chump change. So then I tell the worst jokes. Just the most embarrassing, kindergarten teacher, annoying dad jokes you can think of. And those always get a groan, or a "Seriously??" And that's my in! Now I can say "Why, what's your idea of a good joke? No, come on hotshot, make your best joke, let's see it." And they hem and they haw but of course they eventually tell me their very best joke because kids are little competitive comedy goldmines. And it's always super funny, so I laugh, and that's where they slip up. Because you know what you almost always do when your joke successfully makes someone laugh? You smile. And I'm like. Gotcha. Rookie move. Now you're going to end up having a good time in spite of yourself. I win.

guys help what do i do???

BILL CIPHER TOXIC GOSSIP TRAIN

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Knives! Get your Knives here for no particular reason!

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Get em while they're cold, get em while they're sharp!

Special discount if your name is Brutus for no reason in particular!

here’s your sign to do something spontaneous

I played a board game against Bill Cipher and lost. Since I lost, he removed 3 random steps from my stairs. We then had a rematch, which I won, and I got to turn all of Bill Cipher's furniture a dull purple colour.

Can confirm, as a person who spent 7 years of their childhood in Alaska, I'll never quite relive that feeling of being eight years old, and looking out my window and watching this moose - two times my size - stand right outside my bedroom window, casually chewing on a rosebush, and I'm only separated from that thing by a thin sheet of glass, multiple times a week for at least three years. Even the animals are huge - mosquitos notably included.

Another thing I love is the mildly-comedic contrast between seeing these epic, picturesque landscapes - you'd see it in a Lord of the Rings movie, and there's just... a Target in front of it. Or you'll see something online like "Johnson Family Dental," and it's the most idyllic photo you've ever seen.

(best image quality I could find, sorry)

(this is the exact Target I used to go to)

One of the funniest failures of US school system is the fact they are legally obligated to teach us all the states but they never actually show how big Alaska is like I have actually had teachers tell me that Texas is the biggest state. We have all just convinced ourselves that Alaska is that small shrunken down thing on most US maps and the people that know it's the largest state can almost never accurately describe how large it is.

For context here is a picture