And YOU just wasted yours on "bUt YoU jUsT wAsTeD yOuRs On 'AlRiGhT gUyS, tHeRe'S a LoT oF pReSsUrE oN oUr FiRsT pOsT.' "
Alright guys, there's a lot of pressure on our first posts. They gotta be funny. They gotta be irreverent! And most of all, they gotta be carefully crafted.
“So you’re telling me that the last Time Lord, the last Kryptonian, the last Super Saiyan, and several deities all live on this one low-tech planet?!”
i made one for us as well
Ted bundy isn't ugly, you're just a lesbian
Congratulations, this is the worst ask I’ve ever gotten
When you pour in the milk a bit too early and now you have to worry about it exploding
If Hitchhiker's Guide was WOKE!!!!!!!
The Hitchhiker's GAY to the GAYlaxy
Arthur DEInt
aFORDable Housing Prefect
THEYphod SHEblebrox
Trillian is exactly the same but she actually has a role in the story and keeps her book-accurate appearance
Marvin the Paranoid ANDROGYNE
I can't believe they predicted the cybertruck in the 80s
Surrealism at its finest, the 1980 Citroen Pyramid concept car: a marriage of industrial design and architecture.
Why does everyone watch these ten-minute woke cringe compilations? Why don't they just follow me? My whole life is a woke cringe compilation!
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