Thanks Forr The Tag :)

Heard the best thing from a kid at 9:40 in the morning at work today

Random child: mum? Where's the wacky tracks gone?

His mum: they've provably sold it

Kid: I wanted it though.......

Kid: it's probably good that it got sold

Mum: why's that then?

Kid: wellllll, if someone else got it then they probably reeeeeeally wanted the wacky tracks. More than I did

Mum: that's a good thought darling

For the record, I work in a charity shop in a small town, so to to hear this from a kid (he looked about 8-10 btw) when it's rarely heard from adults.....

Boss is asleep, cannot stop me from frogposting

He looks SO happy to destroy that car 😂😂

Me: captain cold and cat woman would be really good friends

Regular people: because they're both criminals and master thieves?

Me: no, because they both like to flirt with their respective vigilantes. honestly they'd probably give each other tips and ideas

Do any of u have decent recipes that are like 5 ingredients (not including spices) and take 45 mins or less to prepare i gotta stop eating sandwiches for dinner

I am Jonathan

Jonathan is me

I am constantly terrifying my siblings like this it's hilarious

Jonathan: I scare people lots because I walk very softly and they don't hear me enter rooms so when they turn around I'm just kind of there and their fear fuels me.

Nancy: How did you get in my house?

Jonathan: Exactly.

Pretty

moon snail 🌕

wear a different perfume when you commit murder fuckin amateurs 

I need them

winter is coming and cnetizens are inspired by icicles to work on the weapon that the police can't find

-@steddietogo

if anyone ever asks why return of the jedi is my favourite star wars film i’ll just send them this gif