THEORY: ASGARD IS A SAFE HAVEN FOR GAY/LESBIAN/BISEXUAL PEOPLE FROM THE HORRORS OF HOMOPHOBICS
I mean, look at the names of their landmarks:
BIfrost. BIfrost. Let me say it for the people in the back: BI FUCKING FROST. BIFROST. NOT STRAIGHTFROST, NOT HOMOPHOBICFROST, BIFROST.
*clears throat*
Moving on.
RAINBOW Bridge. Guess who uses rainbows on their flags? GAYS.
DO I NEED TO SAY MORE?
9 million people fucking love dogs
harold, they’re lesbians
people are gay, steven
i’m a lesbian, carl
don’t be a transphobe, chad
we support the gays, david
i’m not jealous, flavio. i’m gay
These were so fun to do!! It took me hours to do both sets! (1/2)
your condom breaks
you feel a lump on your breast
your friends are ignoring you
you’re stranded on an island
you got rejected by a crush
you get into a car accident
you got stung by a bee/wasp
you got fired from your job
you’re in an earthquake
your tattoo gets infected
your house is on fire
you’re lost in the woods
you get arrested abroad
you get robbed
your partner cheated on you
you’re on a ship that’s sinking
you fall into ice
you’re stuck in an elevator
you hit a deer with your car
you have food poisoning
your pet passed away
you fall off of a horse
you or your friend has alcohol poisoning
you have toxic shock syndrome
your house has a gas leak
NB 👏 Does 👏 Not 👏 Mean 👏 Woman 👏 Lite
If this gets enough notes I will send this to my crush
Hi my name is Rory, im 25 from the uk and im a little the age range 1-3,I like cartoons, Bts, Marvel and Harry Potter
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