Tom Had A Theory That Harry Was Secretly A Parselmouth, Even Though Nagini Denied It.

Don’t you like it when Harry just…

Harry, glaring at Cho and Cedric from across the room: Should we start dating??

Tom, in awe that this is finally happening: Yes. When?

Harry: When what?

Tom: When and where do you want to go out?

Harry, snapping his head to Tom: You thought I meant EACH OTHER??

Reading amazing fanfiction, then forgetting to bookmark it

Year 2 wouldve been so cute if someone came up to Harry, maybe extremely nervous, but it's because a lil garter snake by the woods was hurt and they wanted Harry to ask why it refused to eat the rats they were giving it until the snake could hunt again

Every time someone makes a joke about Harry being boring I know they're talking about movie Harry because book Harry was UNHINGED

tom, at 3am: harry wake up

harry: *sighs*

tom: harry please wake up.

harry: no

tom: harry

harry: what!

tom: would you love me if I was a worm?

harry: I would feed you to Hedwig

tom: :(

Mafia AU:

For many years now, the Order of the Phoenix has been fighting against the Death Eaters mafia clan, which established a dictatorship throughout almost all of Great Britain. Led by the ruthless Tom Riddle, they turned the country into a nightmare where fear and violence became the norm. Finally, after many years, Harry got the chance to end this tyranny.

On a cold autumn night, Harry took up a position on the roof of a nearby building, his trusty sniper rifle in his hands. The hands did not tremble, and the mind was extremely clear. One shot and the problem will be over.

He waited patiently, watching through the windows of the skyscraper. And then, finally, he saw Riddle - a tall, thin man. Harry aimed his gun at his head, preparing to take the fatal shot.

But something went wrong. The man on the other side looked straight at him, and a sinister smile appeared on his lips. Harry realized it was a trap.

Riddle knew.