My New Favourite Thing Is Italian Regional Presidents And Mayors Absolutely LOSING IT At People Violating

send me a stray kids song and i’ll make you a movie poster – stars and raindrops for @frayed-at-the-seams

Sketchbook pen doodle! My fave problematic mafia boi.

“Bentacles” I choked.

rb if you love benihana hargreeves and his bentacles

I just love this image

Abercrombie & Fitch, 2003, shot by Bruce Weber.

Wei Ying scaring the dog (and the dog scaring Wei Ying)

You assign university work to the university student? You assign university work to the university student at university? Jail for professors! Jail for professors for one thousand years!

Hey. How about a soulmate AU where instead of eyes meeting for the first time, the world lights up with colour when you first see a genuine, joyful smile on your soulmates face.

Fake smiles would not work. Because when you are comfortable enough around another to show a genuine smile, it means that they have your trust.

Imagine couples knowing each other for years but never knowing they are soulmates because they have only given each other fake smiles.

Imagine someone meeting their soulmate and the world lighting up, only to not be able to return their smile.

Imagine someone peering through a train window to see a stranger smile. The world becomes colourful but the train keeps moving and they pass each other by.

Imagine bitter enemies caught in the middle of a fight and one makes a joke. The other can’t help laughing and the world lights up.

10.31 祝你过个愉快的生日 (◕▿◕✿)

↳ @mdzsnet MDZS 5th Anniversary Day 1 Wei Wuxian: Unforgettable

↳ @fytheuntamed Untamed Fall Fest Day 31 Wei Wuxian

Man from uncle-

Gabby: Hi I’m gabby and this is my boyfriend Illya.

Gabby: .... and his boyfriend Napoleon.

The Witcher-

Yennefer: I am Yennefer and this is my boyfriend Geralt.

Yennefer:... and his boyfriend Jaskier.

(This applies to so many fandoms).

I’m gonna do this all at once.

Peggy: Hi, I’m Peggy. This is my boyfriend Steve.

Peggy: ……And this is Steve’s boyfriend Bucky.

Padme: Hi, I’m Padme. This is my secret husband Anakin.

Padme: ……And this is Anakin’s step Master and boyfriend Obi-Wan.

Leia: Hi, I’m Leia. This is my husband Han.

Leia: ……And this is Han’s boyfriend and my brother Luke.

Things I’ve learned from the MDZS fandom, Part 2.

1. Half of the shit in this book could have been avoided if people communicated better. (Namely Wei Wuxian and Lan Wangji).

2. Sizhui deserves a medal for dealing with the mess that is his parents and coming out of it alive, not drowned in rabbits or stuck half buried in the ground.

3. Lan Jingyi is the bravest person ever. He is scared of ghosts and corpses but still became a cultivator. Credits people!

4. Who the fuck let Wei Wuxian develop such a need to scarifice himself? This baby deserves the world and need to know he’s loved. Honestly! He needs more hugs.

5. Bloody hell Jiang Cheng is hot with a whip. Both the art, the anime and the drama agree. Like damn Boi.

6. Lan Wangji smiling gives everyone a heart attack.

7. Lan Xichen and Meng Yao were so freaking bromantic (cough cough pretty gay, even tho LXC is supposed to be straight). If it wasn’t for Meng Yao’s need for power, they could have ridden into the sunset as sworn brothers. Meng yao’s death in the drama actually made me cry. Poor Lan Xichen.

8. Lan Qiren goes into Qi deprivation every time Wei Wuxian is in cloud recess.

9. I want one of Nie huaisang’s fans.

10. Wen Ning is and always will be the softest cinnamon roll ever. (Despite the fact that he looks like and could kill you).

11. Jin Zixuan had the best character and romantic development. From pompous git to awkward tsundere then to loving devoted family man. It’s such a shame he died.

12. Once again, I repeat, don’t leave Wei Wuxian unattended!

13. Lan Wangji is the pure definition of whipped. The happy guy.

14. The junior trio are the most relatable group ever. Jingyi is basically the voice of the fandom at this point.

15. I’m never leaving this fandom.