“Frankly Mr Shankly, You’re A Sickening Wreck”.

Mulan modern au

Can we have a modern au of Mulan but with no war? Mulan is just a genderfluid person, but assigned female at birth, trying to survive their new internship at company/gym/security business when they develop a crush on Shang, who’s father owns the business. But Shang has only ever seen Mulan on masculine or Non binary days ad therefore gender shenanigans still occur. We just get loads of supportive Asian grandmas, confused but supportive friends and Mulan being kick ass.

Please?

 the only criticism of millennials l accept

“Dude! Asgard definetly accepts LGBTQ+. They have a rainbow bridge!”

An debate between me and friends. Couldn’t argue against that.

Apropos of nothing let me say that while I absolutely agree that Joe and Nicky’s “Depends on the century/We fight for what we think is right” answer to Nile’s question about whether they’re the good guys is partially a reference to their murder-related meet-cute situation, when it comes to who might be feeling guilty about the decisions that led them there…one (1) person in that relationship signed up to travel to a foreign land and conquer a city full of people (which, famously, ended in a massacre) on the grounds of My Religion Says We Should Be In Charge Here, and his name is not Yusuf ibn Ibrahim ibn Muhammad al-Kaysani. 

can you believe that we have fanfiction. that we have websites dedicated to fanfiction. that there is a place that you can go and read tens, hundreds, thousands and thousands of pieces of writing that strangers have made. people who are not "writers". people who come home at the end of the day and have feelings and say, i am going to put that into words. i am going to share those words. short, long, sweet, sad, horny, funny, wonderful words. we are all just human and we all love to make and remake and share that with others. can you believe that.

BEYOND EVIL INCORRECT QUOTES

Is there anyone who watches anime and/or drama and want to be mutuals? Let me know by rebloging this or smth

Chinese-style horror

Word gets around about how Obi-Wan greets people and Anakin is teaming up with the clones to make a protection squad. Obi-wan has no idea.

Sluttiest Obi-Wan Headcanon Based on This GIF:

This is a typical Stewjoni greeting because of course any planet Obi-Wan hails from isn’t going to just shake hands or anything that basic. No—no they kiss both cheeks just to say “Hello there”.

I mean—

Imagine—

Cody, offering his hand to shake: General, I’ve heard a lot about you. I look forward to serving under you, sir.

(Obi-Wan steps forward and kisses Cody on his cheeks.)

Obi-Wan, smiling: All good things I hope, Commander. I have a feeling that we’ll get along quite well—Commander? Cody? Are you quite alright?

(Cody stands utterly still not blinking or even breathing.)

Cody, slowly lowers helmet back over his head: *screeches into the void*

Within seconds there’s a procession made up of thousands of troopers going out of the hanger and blocking speeder traffic, all waiting to “greet” General Kenobi. Anakin watches, horrified, as he spots several troopers put on chapstick and taking quick spritzes of breath spray.

Someone pleaseeeee draw this.