Twisted Wonderland Masterlist 🥀

please PLEASE learn how to tag your fanfics. Don’t tag fluff when it’s angst, don’t tag smut when it’s fluff and please don’t tag characters that ARENT EVEN MENTIONED IN THE FIC!!!!

TWST Characters at the Fun Slide!

Match My Freak

toge inumakixreader smau PT 20

Toge Inumaki is a cursed speech user, and reader is mute due to brain damage. Some would say a match made in heaven, some would say it just couldn’t work.

warnings: unironic use of emojis, absolutely brain rotted reader + toge, horrible memes, kys, bad jokes, ooc characters

we’re in the final stretch 🥹

reader and nobara are off on their mission, on which they are supposed to use their phones but reader just can’t help herself. she doesn’t text toge, knowing she will just distract herself or psyche herself out so she resorts to posting memes and not letting herself look at anything else including toge’s posts.

reader’s insta posts

toge’s insta posts

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I can't believe Riddle told Jack to cover them up slut

Continuing RTC Twst saga part 3

Crowley is the choir teacher that dies Idia is ricky

Insert Idia singing about his anime waifus

"I'M JUST A SWINGING. ACE SAVY. Otaku man"

He's in a maid costume with cat ears when singing it

Beneficial Marriage

Jade x Reader

You’ve thought about it long and hard. Yes, this is the conclusion you came to. A way to secure your future.

You slam your hands on the table as you stand, your eyes boring into Jade’s face. He continues writing in the Lounge’s ledger book without moving from his seat. You would have thought he didn’t take any notice of your abrupt action, but the slight upwards quirk of his lips gives him away.

“As I thought, I have to get married to a competent person!”

You think you hear him exhale a quick puff of air, something that barely qualifies as laughter.

“Is ‘competent’ truly the word you are looking for?” He flips a page, eyes still trained on the numbers. “Surely, you must have meant ‘wonderful,’ ‘kind,’ ‘compassionate,’ ‘loving,’ or something along those lines, no?”

“Those would be nice, too. But competent definitely is my priority. A useless partner is just dead weight on my shoulders, right? There’s no way I can marry someone who’ll drag me down.”

What brought this on was the recent success of your clothing brand. Your wares focus on making human fashion trends comfortable to wear for all manner of beastkin. Tails, ears, fur, horns, you name it and there’s a category in your online shop for it. It is not a new concept, but it is still true that most trending clothes are created with regular humans in mind. It certainly did not hurt for Vil to casually mention your shop in his recent Magicam post.

“If my success continues, doesn’t this mean I have the potential to really make a lot of money?” You have a surprisingly good business sense, so you think you have a pretty good chance of keeping your brand afloat. But with great money comes great responsibility. “I don’t want to get exploited by a partner for my money, nor do I want my partner to be an idiot who makes growing my business difficult. So it’ll be best if they’re competent and have no issues with managing their own income. They could even help out with mine, although I’m aware that might be asking for too much.”

Jade notes down some calculations, flawlessly multitasking between managing the ledger and listening to you. He hasn’t looked up at you once, but you can tell he’s finding great entertainment in listening to your ramblings. The barely restrained grin on his lips is a dead giveaway.

“You underestimate the greed some possess. Even a businessman with a flourishing company may attempt to steal yours.”

“Well then, I imagine my judgement of character will be so good that I can filter out those people right away.” His shoulders shake slightly. Is he stifling a laugh? “Don’t laugh at me. I’m being serious here.”

“Don’t you think,” he says, closing the ledger, “the fact that you remain friends with me indicates your poor skills in judgement?”

“Don’t be edgy. It’s making you exude middle-schooler vibes.” You dramatically place a hand over your chest and close your eyes in mock sorrow. “Stay away from me for your own good! I’m dangerous!”

Jade finally chuckles audibly, hiding his grin behind a gloved hand. You open one eye out of curiosity. His sharp eyes dart up to meet yours. There’s a curve to them that only exists when the smile is genuine. You aren’t sure how happy you are to be the source of his entertainment.

“How interesting it is to hear that is how you perceive my words. I will be more careful with what I say in the future.”

“Whatever, we’re off topic.” You cross your arms and shifting your weight from one foot to the other. In your excitement, you’ve forgotten you have the option to sit back down. “I’m still thinking about my requirements for a partner.”

“Why are you in such a hurry?” He leans forward in his seat and tilts his head. He must find your dilemma funny. Certainly, he wouldn’t have any troubles finding a partner, the son of rich parents that he is. “We are still young.”

“And no longer in school! Meeting people has never been so difficult.” It’s not that you don’t socialize. Networking is important for business, after all. Unfortunately, nobody so far has met your standards. “If I lower my expectations, my successful and worry-free future will be compromised!”

“There is nothing wrong with staying single.”

You look to the side, pursing your lips. A slight flush settles on your cheeks. When you reply, it is barely above a whisper.

“Maybe I kind of, sort of, just a tiny bit, want a relationship.”

Jade doesn’t look surprised. If anything, his grin grows bigger and shows a few too many serrated teeth.

“There is nothing wrong with that, either. If it will ease your troubles, may I propose a solution?” He reaches across the table and reaches for your hand. You meet him halfway. Your fingers rest in his palm lightly, with enough control to yank back at a moment’s notice if he decides to pull something unhinged just to tease you. He doesn’t do so, but his expression puts you on alert. “Wouldn’t you agree that I am competent enough to be a candidate for your partner?”

You blink once. Twice.

“What kind of bull—”

You snap your mouth shut. Upon further thought, it’s not a bad offer. You’ve known Jade for years. He’s shifty but reliable when you need him to be. Despite your wariness around his hidden motives and his constant sense of schadenfreude, there’s an underlying unspoken trust between both of you. If it comes down to it, you’re confident you can, to some extent, counter his schemes. His family is rich, he’s set to inherit the business, and he’s capable enough to run it properly. Actually, isn’t he a pretty good choice?

“I’ll consider it.”

It’s worrisome how his smile looks like that of a cat that caught the canary, but you suppose he’s always been like that. You can cut him some slack this time. You don’t even withdraw your hand when he pulls it to his lips.

“I am very pleased to hear that.”

“Only for consideration, okay? I haven’t made a decision yet. But even if I do,” your eyes drift to the ceiling in thought, “it should be fine. Couples can always break up, engagements can be annulled, even marriages can be broken by a divorce. So really, I have nothing to worry about!”

He presses his cheek to the palm of your hand, his grin seeming about to split his face in half. He murmurs against your skin in a tone that sounds more like a promise than a goal.

“Rest assured that if you truly choose to be mine, I have no plans on letting you go.” His eyes, sparkling in mischief and withheld laughter, curve with his smile. “So do take your time and think long and hard about it. I will patiently await your answer.”

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Multi Character

- First year GC, as things my friends and I said to each other

Riddle Rosehearts

Trey Clover

Cater Diamond

Deuce Spade

Ace Trappola

Leona Kingscholar

- Cheka's Babysitter

Ruggie Bucchi

Jack Howl

Azul Ashengrotto

Jade Leech

Floyd Leech

Jamil Viper

Kalim Al-Asim

Vil Schoenheit

Rook Hunt

Epel Felmier

Idia Shroud

Ortho Shroud

Malleus Draconia

Lilia Vanrouge

Silver Vanrouge

Sebek Zigvolt

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Heeey, can I have a request? I'm a huge fan of Obey Me and Twisted Wonderland, I had this idea where OM mc had a child with one of the demon brothers, and was send to twisted wonderland world. Since OM mc!child is half demon, how would Sam react meeting a half-demon, if you can add with his shadows that would be great!

Thank you so much and have a great day!

Characters: Sam, Mammon Mentioned

CW: Fox's knowledge of Obey Me, A child, demon talk, voodoo talk.

A/N: This is another fandom I do kind of know about but not enough to be like erm actually 🤓☝️. I picked Mammon because besides Lucifer he's the only one I know. I am also assuming the child is under the age of 8 so I am making the crotch demon 6. And a little fun fact I actually have an OC based off Sam's shadows.

You have a great day as well I hope you liked this it's definitely not proofread (I do not proofread anything).

If you liked reblogs and likes are appreciated <3

He'd be chilling in his shop doing whatever a shop keeper does and he sees the door open, but no one enters. He looks around and even looks at his shadows to see if they are messing with him in which they shrug.

He hears a small "Hello" and looks over the counter to see a child. His face would be like 😱.

Since he's the youngest of the staff he'd probably wouldn't know what to do with children more specifically the younger ones. He would also be really confused as to how a LITERAL child got into a school full of mages.

He'd probably be like "Where are your parents?" the child would just shrug.

He'd probably call other staff to help.

He sits the child on the chair and asks about their parents. The child just casually mentions their parents are an underpaid therapist (Thats not Yuu) and a Demon

If real like demonology and whatnot exists in Twst, I think he would go into a coma that a DEMON sent his CHILD.

Would immediately do a cleansing ritual or the equivalent of a cleansing practice.

His shadows would probably play little small harmless pranks on the child to keep them entertained. And would probably accidentally feed them too much sugar making them much more of a handful to take care of.

Same is like What the fuck bro -_-

The staff he called are suddenly busy.

He would scold his shadows for making the child more of a handful.

If a student enters needing something (Pray it isn't Leona, he will drop kick that child) just to see a random hyperactive child Sam stressing and his shadows just not helping they'd be like You good bro? Then leave.

When the child comes down from a sugar high and he finally gets his Shadows to not mess with the child and is able to get said child to sleep the staff finally show up.

"Took you long enough." -_-

Special mention

The child would think Yuu is their parent Malleus would get confused and be like "When did we have a kid..?" and would accidentally make the child his successor to the throne.

I hope I did well with Sam this is actually my first time writing for him.

Random things I associate the twst characters with 🌼🥀

Characters: All of them

CW: Certain Genshin character jumpscare. Donut Daddy mention.

A/N: I made this up at 3 am. If you want an explanation you ain't getting one (jk)

Pt 2

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Riddle- "Erm actually 🤓☝"

Trey- Donut Daddy

Cater- Ed Sheeran

Deuce- Tokyo Revengers

Ace- Tartaglia

Savanaclaw

Leona- This cat

Ruggie- The containers parents bring to restaurants/buffets/all you can eat to take food home.

Jack- Jacob from Twilight

Octavinelle

Azul- Capitalism

Jade- Shroom dealing

Floyd- This image

Scarabia

Kalim- Otters

Jamil- Gordon Ramsay

Pomefiore

Vil- The 12-year-old Sephora kids

Rook- Taxidermy

Epel- Any of the "That's how it feels to drive a Ford F-150" memes

Ignihyde

Idia- Doxxing people for any reason

Ortho- Hatsune Miku

Diasmonia

Malleus- Toothless

Lilia- Dracula but he's his gay cousin Iarchmybacula

Silver- Narcolepsy

Sebek- Needing ear plugs when you are around him

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