I Raise You A Second Point:

I raise you a second point:

Michael would wake up during the earthquake,

but

He wouldn’t care because it’s not being caused by a person he could possibly murder. He would just go back to sleep. (Well, as soundly as you can during an earthquake)

(and also he doesn’t care about the weather)

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7 months ago

Instead of harnessing it's passion and using it as drive like op's post people just get dumb and angry and have the emotion mischaracterized

ok enough is enough. whichever one of you virgins invented instagram starbucks recipes, die 1000 deaths. I had a customer come in today holding out their phone (full brightness) and looking all shy and Im immediately like 🙄 fine ok, what does the instagram user want me to make for them this time. well this time it's a cringe harry potter themed frappucino. excuse me??? "can you make this for me?" I said excuse me??? -- I mean *customer service voice* "yeah it looks like I have all the ingredients, haha sure!"

ok cringe instagram harry potter frappucino drinker. ok. die. "Ive never had this drink before" yeah I can tell due to the fact that it didnt exist until someone posted a #aesthetic photo of it to instagram 14 hours ago ok. ok,

but whatever, Im paid to put up with this shit. so I add the ingredients all up on my computer and congrats! ur harry potter cringe social media drink has $10 worth of syrup in it. are you happy??? is this what you wanted??? a $10 frappucino??? $10. for a drink. you doubled the price of this drink for ur off-brand "harry potter and the legend of the overpriced starbucks drink" drink. you doubled the price!!! is this how u imagined spending ur day? is this what u wanted to do when u woke up this morning? $10 for a 24oz drink?

and u know, you KNOW the influencer making this recipe doesn't even work at a starbucks cause when it was all said and done the drink looked like shit. my blender was straining against the weight of your sins (and syrups) and Im sweating, Im an animal, Im losing my mind and my blender is getting watered down frappucino syrups everywhere -- u put so much shit liquid in this blender it doesnt even fit in the cup btw. it's making a huge mess. but is it instagramable? no, its fucking ugly. #trending #foryoupage #cringe $10 harold potter drink for adult children,

so are you happy? is ur social media influencer bestie happy? I made ur stupid $10 drink for u. does it taste good? no? well I hope instagram shuts down tomorrow. I hope you read a different book. I hope I never get sober. there is no sign of land. I hope you die. I hope we both die.


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7 months ago

THIS I wanted to browse my tags and then suddenly I'm being forced to read a wall of text because someone doesn't use the read more

Fan fic writers act like they’re a marginalized class and not tumblr search result terrorists


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2 years ago

This does and doesn't make sense at the same time

I Was Looking Into Break Rooms (those Places That Give U A Bat And Let U Smash Stuff) And This Line Got

I was looking into break rooms (those places that give u a bat and let u smash stuff) and this line got me

2 years ago

Idk what anyone says I'm not arguing with someone who can't keep white clothes clean

2 years ago
Uncoloured comic of Butt-Head from MTV's "Beavis and Butt-Head". His freshly washed hair droops over his face, so she shakes his head back and forth. Then he slicks back his hair with his hand to make it look normal again.

Inspired by this post!


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1 year ago
A CNN Politics article of dubious authenticity, titled "'Insane Clown Posse' duo Violent J and Shaggy 2 Dope announce 2024 Presidential bid".

via CNN: "In a surprise move by the infamous Detroit rap duo, record company Psychopathic Records announced today that the two would begin their official run for the White House, not as President or Vice President, but as the first dual-Presidency ever. [...] CNN investigation found that this announcement coincided with a multi-million dollar campaign donation from the Betty Crocker Corporation, who has declined to comment at this time."

Has anyone else seen this? I feel like I'm going insane.


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foxcilious - IF nautical nonsense be something you wish
IF nautical nonsense be something you wish

LOADING NONSENSE 20% 20% 80% but then the computer crashes and explodes Not a minor btw, I’ve just been here since I was

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