Does Anyone Have The Link To The Homestuck Dethklok Story?

I’ve stopped bothering to block and report girl bots at this point they disappear faster then I can even report their accounts

The crime rate in this city is so bad the guy who just robbed you at gunpoint got mugged twice before either one of you left the alley.

If we ever got an in depth look at Jake's messages I feel like at least 80% would be just this

people have DEFINITELY done this before

ko-fi request: "Can you please draw Sans Undertale eating guacamole? :)"

I love your vampire tumblr posts, I didn’t even notice I was reading one of your posts at first

But I want to know is it official how many types of creatures have access to VT? and what do the colors of the follow buttons mean anything? (I know red is vampire but I just want clarification if there is any)

thank u!! :]

i think every monster you can think of could hypothetically be on vampire tumblr, but i normally stick to making fake posts with creatures that i know enough about. vampires are my main interest and any creature that i can fit into a storyline with vampires will pop up

and on desktop there’s a theme called vampire which is the one i use, and it causes the follow buttons to be red. in the vampire tumblr universe that’s the default design of the website

One of us,One of us,ONE OF US

omg?

100 posts!

I've finished been blessed to have this circulate across my feed

Are fedoras really that bad?

YES YES THEY ARE

ok this looks ultra mega based, are you kidding me? can you imagine the bullshit i could get up to with this bad boy? fuck yes i want ten

*aggressively waving arm in air in over the top cartoon fashion*

for anon