I Think He *might* Be A Star

i love digesting lactose it’s so easy to do

“credit goes to the artist! :)”

well unfortunately it really fucking didn’t, is the thing

What the sneef? I'm snorfin' here!

as for cannibalism, i don’t get turned on by it but i do realize the enormous erotic potential and love to romanticize it. if someone actually ate me i’d be kinda pissed off, but if someone said they had such an infatuation with me they wanted to rip open my chest and devour my still beating heart to try and satiate this obsessive longing and hunger they have for me i’d be like omgggg 🙈🙈🙈🙈

is it mitski depression or is it jack stauber depression

NO I JUST FORGOT ABOUT THAT

i can't believe you people have never listened to broadway homestuck

you actually don't have to go on dating apps to find girlfriends. many beautiful women are waiting for you on rocks out at sea

Where's the person with context when you need them 😭

this tweet haunts me every day like WHAT did u just say....

All my friends have gone through various different interests in the past 2 years meanwhile I’m still focused on goku