You Cant Even Begin Poems With "i Will Sodomise And Facef Uck You" Anymore. Because Of Woke .

idk how to fix it, but I will reblog

literally everything always feels like a performance to me. i’ll be uncontrollably sobbing and will suddenly be like wow i would’ve won an oscar for this

As pride month begins, let us not forget our Palestinian brothers and sisters.

she asked me if i believed in god and i told her that when i was four i almost drowned in a public pool and in my panic mistook a stranger for my father. i clawed my way up his leg. four years later he’d send my parents a picture of the scars alongside a tin of cookies. he said, “i hope she’s still okay. i carry her with me. it isn’t every day you save a life. it isn’t every day you feel like you were here for a reason. when it does happen, you have to cherish that memory. for once, i had a purpose. just being there was enough. she tore me open but she taught me a lot about love.”

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Tony my beloved ;—;

They sure understand what he’s like lmao

pfft lmao

Indiewire has just called Hayao Miyazaki 'the movie world's least convincing retiree' I am CACKLING

The German Aziraphale & Crowley

Okay, hear me out. I know it sounds a little weird, but these two idiots are perfect. May I introduce to you the guitarist and the drummer of the German punk-band 'Die Ärzte' (which translates to 'The Doctors' which is funny cause - you know - David Tennant was...Where was I? Oh, yeah! So!) Farin Urlaub

loves books (he is being called 'The intellectual of the Band' from his Band members)

loves tea (even drinks it while being on stage)

speaks several languages (including german, english, french, spanish, portuguese, japanese and italian)

'chronically positive'

cute smile

Bela B

Farin's gothic (husband) best friend

Dark and unique fashion sense

called himself 'Bela' after Bela Lugosi aka Dracula

Sex, Drugs and Rock'n'Roll

sexy as hell

Facts about Farin & Bela

known each other for a long time (they became friends as teenagers)

absolutley different but share the same opinions and humour

flirting - like - a LOT on stage and in interviews

There were a few kisses but all footage of it is blurry and not enough

Thanks for reading.

Oh, and since I didn't even mentioned the bassist of the band here's a GIF of him. He's cute. He's my Muriel. :3

as a professional fanboy, I agree and I love it <3

a comic about my weird irreverence for canon

go write a bad ending AU! ship your self-insert oc with your favourite villain!! the world's your oyster!!!