It's Always A Pleasure To See You Sauntering Over.

reblogging this as I use my phone because I can’t sleep, because I’m using my phone

What is the theme of the cat paw from *your own* blog?

You can check by booping someone then booping the cat paw that appears from them, or you can ask a friend what cat paw they got when they booped you!

Yes, and I also don’t pay attention to the advertisement out of spite. I turn the volume off completely and stare at the screen in annoyance until I can watch my video again. And no, I will never buy your stupid product, no matter how many times you try to shove it in my face. That just makes me want to buy it even less :)

Yes...I suppose his cambion form is quite attractive, but I will never stop being painfully horny for his human form specifically.

Astarion...babygirl. I love you so very much, but I rushed your personal quest just so I could see this absolute hunk.

㋡🥀

colors of the sky.

oh how I’d love to have that kind of chemistry with someone ;-;

I love the phrase "they get along like a house on fire". It's perfect. You and me have perfect chemistry and it's setting off the carbon monoxide detectors. People are calling emergency services to get us to stop being so chummy. Someone died

Mein lieber Scholli. Mein lieber Schwan. Mein lieber Herr Gesangsverein. Mein lieber Freund und Kupferstecher. Alter Schwede. Alter Verwalter. Ich glaube mein Schwein pfeift. Ach du grüne Neune. Da wird ja der Hund in der Pfanne verrückt. Himmel, Arsch und Zwirn. Da brat mir einer nen Storch. Holla die Waldfee. Heidewitzka. Donnerlittchen. Ich glaube es hackt. Leck mich fett. Da boxt der Papst im Kettenhemd. Heiliges Blechle. Ich glaub mich knutscht ein Elch. Das geht aber auf keine Kuhhaut. Da haben wir den Salat. Ich glaube mit tritt ein Pferd.

way better than the official one in chemistry class