Did You Know Adultery Is A Crime For Us Military Members Lol

i was with my mother’s family and they were talking to me about my religious studies major. my great aunt asked me what the definition of hell was, and i responded “well i suppose it depends on who you ask.” and nearly all the protestants in the group decided that hell was “the absence of god” which i suppose is a fair answer, albeit not a universal one. my cousin’s wife was playing with her 3-year-old daughter and she says “well mommy says that hell is a mcdonald’s playplace” asdfghjhgfd

seventeen: ready to love

So while looking for a photo of the in-game Sun shirt featured in the gift shops (since I’m not at my pc rn) I found these.

ghosties & pumpkins stamps 🎃

ppl who celebrate fictional character birthdays are annoying pass it on

The last time I got really into Stardew I made these calendars to help myself keep track of things, and I just realized I never posted them here!

They track birthdays, festivals, special forages, clinic days (the transparent villagers with green crosses), days that shops aren't open (the greyed out faces on the days of the week, traveling cart, and seasonal crops and fish. (Pierre and Clint are each half greyed out because their availability changes after you complete the community center).

I've found them helpful because I tend to only be able to play short amounts a few times a week, so this way I can mark down future dates that I need to do something important, last days for planting a specific crop, and of course have an easy way to see whose birthday is coming up! It's also saved a lot of headache trying to remember when Marnie is actually in her shop.

I have been waiting all year to post this.

which time of the day are you 🌙✨ 

forgive yourself. whether you fail a test, eat too many cookies, say the wrong thing, fail a class, or spend a whole day in bed — learn to forgive yourself. the next day will be better. the next day will be a day closer to your next success. you can do it.