Perchance I Have A Card For You To Use.

[Not my recordings. This is what’s left of the dialogue in question.]

When most people say their partner is their everything, they mean it metaphorically. You don’t. Your spouse is a near limitless shapeshifter who can turn into anything from household objects to immaterial concepts. You’ve had some pretty unique dates.

Hero worship bad. Celebrity worship bad. Idol worship bad. Stranger on the internet worship bad

A little girl in my 4th grade class came up to me after recess and said, “I got married at recess!” and I said “Oh? I didn’t know anyone was ordained under the age of twelve.” and she asked me what ordained meant and I explained and then she said “Oh, well, no, my wife and I were married by the slide, but we’ll be happy together anyway.”

So apparently on school playgrounds, slides are already legalizing same-sex marriage.

Reblog if you have mourned the death of a fictional character.

If you do not reblog this, you are in fact lying.

just having some fun with interesting fantasy imagery! Give it a reblog, if you play, please? And tell me WHY you picked what you picked if you want?

its moth time!!