James: My Mum Is Mad At Me

Marauders era character as things my friends have said part 35 (this is long)

Sirius: I’ve eaten uncooked bacon before, I thought It was ham, ate the whole packet

James: isn’t uncooked bacon just ham?

Sirius: MUM SAID IT WAS DIFFERENT

James: IT IS? BUT IF YOU COOK HAM DONT YOI JUST GET FLATTER BACON?

Remus: different parts of the pig

James: oh there all the same pig

James: If you eat my leg would I t taste different to my arm? Probably not unless your a canibal and know the taste differences

Peter: one taste slightly different, ones slightly saltier

Sirius: … what!?

Remus: legs have a larger salt count

Peter: ye

Remus: Bacon is the hide of the pig where ham is the leg

James: shutup Remus, coleslaw looking ass

Remus: I’ve never been more offended in my life

Moony toast as clay!!!! I had a mars bar too but I gave it to a friend!

Marauders era characters as things my friends have said part 3

Marlene: do your organs ever just vibrate, like does you pancreas ever decide to just like AAAAAH

Lily & Mary: what the fuck

Marauders era characters as things my friends have said part 4

James: are you having family issues?

Regulus: no I’m having criminal issues.

Marauders era characters as thing my friends have said part 26

James: so who is going to the picnic?

Peter: I am!

Sirius: so am I!

Remus: sorry I’m sick that day

Sirius: stop planning your sickness

Remus: it’s already on my calendar. You can’t take things off a calendar

no sentence fills me with utter loathing so much as "i asked chatgpt"

James potter was always the sun, but the truth is he never was. His dream? To fly towards it, and never look back. So when he had the chance, he ignored the warnings, he ignored everyone’s advice, and soared. And the sun the was beautiful, but as he flew closer, its beauty blinded him. He didn’t notice his back felt lighter, or his body was falling away. Only until I was too late did he realise that the sun was right Infront of him. All he had to do, was make them smile.

*slides you this chart*

*you kick me out of the butcher shop*

james and regulus

wait this just changed something in me