“Slut Era” Except I’m Crying About How Buckbeak Got A Trail And Sirius Black Didn’t

i love wearing jeans. i feel so beautiful. like bruce springsteen

Marauders era characters as things my friends have said part 3

Marlene: do your organs ever just vibrate, like does you pancreas ever decide to just like AAAAAH

Lily & Mary: what the fuck

Marauders era characters as things my friends have said part 4

James: are you having family issues?

Regulus: no I’m having criminal issues.

no sentence fills me with utter loathing so much as "i asked chatgpt"

i love the potter to james to jamie transition amen

Marauders era characters as things my friends have said part 34… I think

James: I want wax candy so bad but I want to be able to eat the wax

Marlene: just eat the wax, I would

Peter: yeah, don’t be a wuss

James: na I like living

Marlene: chicken

James: you do I then if your so tough

Marlene: kk!

love when fanfic writers are like “I love this character” & proceed to put them through shit even God has blacklisted, baby the middle ages called they want to hear your ideas

I need everyone to know that Sybill Trelawney is a descendant of somebody named Cassandra canonically and the only reason why she got an interview with Dumbledore to work at Hogwarts is because he knew this.

Nobody believed that Sybill had the second sight and Dumbledore was going to scrap divinations after Hogwarts all together (because being a seer is extremely rare) but Sybill asked if she could work there and he gave her an interview only because he knew about Cassandra and it was during that interview that she gave the prophecy of the chosen one. She was then offered to job at Hogwarts as protection.

Now to my knowledge it's never stated if Cassandra was the Cassandra of Troy but considering how Sybill is treated exactly like she is i'll say it's possible and what i'm going with personally

All this to say imma need y'all to start giving Sybill Trelawney the attention and respect she deserves (and start editing her to Cassandra by Taylor Swift)

Marauders beetlejuice au??

Barbara & Adam Maitland -> James and Lily

Beetlejuice -> Sirius

Lydia deetz -> regulus

Otho -> Peter

Bernard(briefly mentioned, othos help) -> Remus

Charles & Delia deetz -> Walburga and Orion

Juno(the Maitland’s caseworker) -> Marlene

Jane butterfield (real estates agent) -> Mary

Shrunken head guy -> pandora

(I don’t know where Dorcas, barty or Evan could be mentioned but someone could make it work)

Grant: You talk in your sleep, you know.

Remus: Oh?

Grant: Yeah. It’s never my name.