Me: Oh Come On, Man, Why Won't You Let Me Do The Stuff I Need To Do?

Me: Oh come on, man, why won't you let me do the stuff I need to do?

My brain: Ok fine, you can do whatever you want and stuff but like. Where did we last put our phone? Also remember that one time when [redacted]? Ah, and-

Me: No. No. No no no no, I need to do stuff, can you give me useful information?

My brain: Ohhh yep yep, lemme think.. hm. We made a list of things we had to do and stuff, forgot where we last put that as well.

Me: Okay thank you I'll look for that myself–

My brain: Wait we also forgot to water Jerry and Clea didn't we? We made a reminder of that on our phone. Therefore we should find our phone.

Me: No- fine- okay, I'll find the phone later, let me just find the list first.

Brain: Mmm yes, list list list list list, list list list, list, we need to find the list. The list, the list.

Me:

Brain:

Me:

Brain: Oh hey would you look at the time–

Me: nO I didn't even do a single thing!

Brain: –It's time to go out into another world! Daydreaming, baby! *disappears*

And that's when they ended up long gone, for at least an hour respectively.