Every url that reblog’s will be written in a book and shown to my homophobic dad.
A person who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter, is not a nice person.
Dave Barry (via estherlune)
Depends on who the waiter is (and what he’s done).
(via seducemymindyouidiot)
It will never cease to amuse me that UKIP seem to have got their colour scheme from the Standing At The Back Dressed Stupidly And Looking Stupid Party from Blackadder.
Books are no more threatened by Kindle than stairs by elevators.
Stephen Fry (via abookblog)
okay so what’s the mood for june?
So imagine a Harry Potter TV series but BETTER than Game of Thrones because seasons 1 and 2 would be Founders, 3-5/6 would be Marauders, 6/7-13/14 would be the books, and then 13/14-forever would be post-Hogwarts Golden Trio and Next-Gen and it would be absolutely brilliant.
put the crystals away everyone, jamie has a better solution
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Don't be a douche on my dash. [Pronouns: He/They. 1998]
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