#WHAT HAPPENED IN FUCKING BUDAPEST FOR THE LOVE OF FUCK
I'd like to see a Hawkeye and Black Widow origins trilogy. It could be called Budapest.
Film One; Title: Hawkeye - How Clint Remembers It. Synopsis: Clinton Francis Barton's life from childhood, to orphanage, to the circus, to S.H.I.E.L.D, to recruiting Natasha, to Budapest, to the Avengers. (His memory of Budapest is 'we are overwhelmed but if we keep calm and kill the enemy we'll get through')
Film Two; Title: Black Widow - How Natasha Remembers It. Synopsis: Natasha Romanoff from the Red Room, her most important kills, to being recruited by Clint to S.H.I.E.L.D, to Budapest, to the Avengers. (Her memory of Budapest is 'killing my enemies is fun and I'm glad I'm on the good side')
Film Three; Title: What Really Happened - What Happens at Budapest, Stays at Budapest. Synopsis: lots of screaming, blood and explosions. 'Shoot anything that moves in a vaguely suspicious manner!'.
Bonus; Stan Lee Cameo: Natasha and Clint are walking through S.H.I.E.L.D. HQ, Stan Lee is a janitor. He shakes his head at Clint " really? Another one? You have to stop recruiting Hits, Agent Barton" and Clint's all like "Fury won't mind". Natasha and Clint leave and janitor!Stan Lee mutters "kids" in exasperation.
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so in iron man 2
a little boy in an iron man helmet tries to shoot one of the rampaging suits with his lil toy flight stabilizers
in spider-man 2
a little boy puts on his spiderman suit and stands up against the rhino
that’s great for all the little boys in the theater, but you know what I want?
i want a little girl to help the heroes
i want a six-year old redhead to kick nat’s gun to her
i want a twelve-year old with braces and a lisp to shake cap back to consciousness
i want a nine-year old latina girl to take clint by the hand and walk him down unfamiliar streets back to the main fight
i want a sixteen-year old black girl to kick an enemy in the back of the knees to save sam wilson
because girls are sitting in that audience too
and they deserve to see that
Don't be a douche on my dash. [Pronouns: He/They. 1998]
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