Fluffyfirebreathingfox - Fluffy Fire Breathing Fox

The cat is just like "why the fuck did you bring this to our house? I am seriously questioning your life choices. I am so disappointed in you"

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my dad had a skype interview today so he was sitting in the living room looking all professional in his suit and tie and everything while he’s talking to the people who are interviewing him. and OF COURSE my cat decided that she NEEDED to speak at that moment so she just starts meowing left and right and talking crazy talk to the point where the interviewers just start laughing because she just will NOT shut up. so my dad just kind of sighs, looks at the camera, and goes, “i’m so sorry. i have to ask my cat to leave.” and then he looks over at victoria and very calmly and professionally goes, “victoria, i’m afraid you’re being too loud, and i’m going to have to ask you to leave.”

and she did. she fucking turned and walked out of the living room.

TWO WOMEN WILL WRITE ‘CAPTAIN MARVEL’ SCRIPT

AND ONE OF THEM WROTE ‘GUARDIANS OF GALAXY’

FUCKING YES

It will never cease to amuse me that UKIP seem to have got their colour scheme from the Standing At The Back Dressed Stupidly And Looking Stupid Party from Blackadder.

Why are like 90% of actors always tired? I mean thank you for being amazing and everything but don't you ever have time off?

put the crystals away everyone, jamie has a better solution

I am always Chandler