I Don't Rly Care About What's Going On With The Mcu Multiverse Or The Plot Or Whatever The Only Metric

i'm not too familiar with quan yizhen and yin yu but drawing suggestion: you could draw them having the kind of ice cream you think they'd like? :-)

whoops quan yizhen dump (stares at you with autism in my eyes)

Yin Yu’s thoughts on Xie Lian?? (looking for xieyin crumbs 🥺🤲)

Yin Yu: After getting to know his highness more…I can say that I understand why my lord loves him so deeply ..

They should have fucked in that car

where do you think you’re going?

Book One San Lang is so funny. He put his whole ghostussy into his human disguise -- every palm line and fingerprint in place, every strand of hair perfect -- but then he's just so blatantly Weird™. Like sure this teenage nepo baby wandering around on a whim because he was fighting with his parents will definitely take all of this Scary Supernatural Stuff in stride with no more than a very transparently flirtatious "I'm sca-wed gege. 🥺" Sure, he definitely just has casual encyclopedic knowledge of gods and defunct kingdoms going back almost a millennium and featuring details that aren't available on Wuxiapedia, and he can read dead languages. Of course he exhibits random carpentry skills. He stabs a guy with a chopstick and then shrugs when he deflates like a skin balloon. He cheerfully ties venomous snakes into knots and very evidently explodes them with his mind. Just Normal Human Kid things!

Who’s the best kisser ,Xie lian, Quan yizhen, or hua cheng?

Yin Yu: ..I’ll always choose my husband over anyone…*cough* But my lord was definitely a good experience *cough*

Longquan Temple（dragonspring temple）, Mount Wutai， Shanxi province, China

photo by 遗产君

Will not ever be getting over Quan Yizhen.

He is the puppy-doggiest boy of all time. He is the sweetest baby in the world. He is the cutest bean ever born.

My favourite scenes are ones where he tries to thank Xie Lian!! Because all Xie Lian did was throw chopsticks to make the curtain fall!! He barely did anything!! Most of the other gods don’t even realize he’s the one who did it!!

But Quan Yizhen not only noticed it was him, he also felt grateful!!! He tried to stuff his donation box with gold bars!!! And, my absolute favourite example, when he woke up to find Xie Lian and Pei Ming in his room (while Pei Ming is trying to catch Shi Qingxuan), Pei Ming asks him to help out and Yizhen just. Throws his bed. At Pei Ming. Because even though he has not a single clue what the fuck is going on, he wants to thank Xie Lian.

I could ramble about my love for Yizhen for all of eternity. I love him so so so so so much.

The scene where Yin Yu “knocks him out” with the shovel, only for Quan Yizhen to wait to be dug out and then reveal that he wasn’t actually knocked unconscious??? (Beautiful, amazing, 10/10, implies that even after everything, Yin Yu still can’t bring himself to hurt Yizhen, and I just abdjdjfbdjdn) Everyone is so completely shocked, because “Qi Ying just tricked us????” Quan Yizhen is so straightfoward and blunt that him pulled a trick like this is something literally nobody saw coming, he’s a strategic genius-

Xie Lian says that Yizhen probably recognized Yin Yu because he remembers his habits, like pacing when he’s uncertain. Which is just- Quan Yizhen hasn’t seen Yin Yu in centuries, but still remembers his ticks…

I love how literally everyone thinks that Yizhen is mad at Yin Yu, but all Quan Yizhen wants is to hug him and get head pats and he doesn’t blame Yin Yu for snapping at him and he still gets angry when people badmouth Yin Yu and and and and-

Yizhen just loves hims Shixiong. He joined the sect because Yin Yu was there. He became a god because Yin Yu suggested he should. He never stops caring for Yin Yu, even when Yin Yu tries to murder him. I love them so much.

But also, I love Quan Yizhen with Xie Lian. Not as a romantic ship, I just like that they’re two peas in a pod. They both see amazing martial ability and automatically praise it. They are the most neurodivergent characters. They both think Yin Yu is pretty cool. They are buddies, and it’s like two puppies play wrestling, I can’t get over it.

As the centuries pass and wars become less commonplace, the five martial gods start being worshipped as gods of love as well.

-The ju yang thing resists the rest of time, and nan yang is worshipped as a god of sex and fertility (which is ironic since he’s been married to a man for what, 500 years?)

-Xuan zhen is now a god of loyalty and friendship. It’s common for children to include beads with the characters of his name in friendship bracelets.

-Ming guang is also still worshipped as a god of romantic love.

-Tai hua is worshipped as a god of familial love and filial piety. The story of how he raised guzi (who later ascended as a god protector of family and children) became well known across the three realms.

-Qi Ying became a god of homosexual love, after a little book called “the ballad of qi ying and yin yu” appeared overnight in every single one of his temples. His temples get a lot of visitors during pride month and it’s common for mlm and wlw couples to ask for his blessing before getting married.

[Hanfu・漢服]Chinese Tang Dynasty(618–907AD) Hanfu Photoshoots

Moon Lady/月女

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📸Photo：@朱山尽_

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💄Makeup∶ @南夕叙 ​​​

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