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Board me strikes again in the form of another story idea after listening to the song "Stronger Then My Storm" by Citizen Soldier on repeat for ages while just being in a monkey king mood.

In particular, what if Wukong didn't go on the journey to the west, what if he was never freed from the mountain he was trapped under till a few years before the LMK show's Mk appeared, what if spending that long being stuck trapped with the weight of a mountain on his back and only occasionally getting "food" in the form of molten or red hot metal left it's mark on Wukong's body.

Note, if you like the idea after reading the basics I set up feel free to use it, all I ask is to link it to me later! I want to read other people's interpretation!

So, the way I am playing this is that Wukong got imprisoned under the mountain for the same reason as in the original tale (though it isn't yet shown why he was put under the mountain in the show, it is somewhat implied that it might have been his punishment for defying heaven and trying to take over with his brotherhood because there are no indications so far that the imprisonment under the mountain was related to the celestial horse stampede or the massive party crash and subsequent defeating of the celestial army... Twice if you include the havoc he caused after escaping the furnace... That in the original tale gets the Buddha called on him and leads to his subsequent imprisonment. Wukong had to have been punished for his and the groups attack on Heaven and we do not know when in the timeline this event falls, so all we can assume as of now is that the mountain was his punishment). However, instead of getting freed after 500 years to go on the Journey to the West, the Jade Emperor decided Wukong was too dangerous to be re-release into the world despite Guanyin's promise that she would give the Buddhist monk Tripitaka a method to keep the celestial monkey in check. Instead, the Jade Emperor "threatens" the Six-Eared Macaque, who at this point knows Wukong was trapped under the mountain (for how long, no clue, we don't get any tells when in the timeline Mac visited Wukong, so I'm going to say within the first 100 years) and had taken to being the Macaque King of Flower fruit mountain since he figured Wukong would never return, into being a member of the Journey to the West after basically getting a contract from the Emperor that at no time during his time away from his island may the Celestial army or any of its soldiers or denizens of the celestial realm invade and destroy their island in retaliation for Wukong's "crimes" and once the journey is complete this will remain in place since all crimes will have been paid for.

As such, Wukong never met Ao Lie, Sha Wujing, Zhu Bajie, or Tang Sanzang and history would only know Wukong as the first king of Flower Fruit Mountain/the Monkey King due to the tales passed down of his journey for immortality and his subsequent imprisonment when he goes to far, using him mainly as a message for never letting yourself become so engrossed in your plans for the future that you stop seeing the harm your actions cause in the present. This also means that none of the deaths or imprisonment that would happen in the original tale/the demons and immortals that Wukong met along the way would know him or have happened. We would have to assume Mac helped imprison Lady Bone Deamon as well as extract the Sumadi Fire from Red Son and that whatever caused D.B.K.'s rampage (which I believe is somewhat implied to be LBD), at what I am currently assuming was just after the Journey to the West, never happened.

However, despite the winds of fate having shifted so far off course, the world will always try to align it's self with the intended path of history. As such, Tang (who I am imagining as more of an archaeologist instead of a pure historical scholar like he is in the show) would still be obsessed with the Journy to the West and the tales relating to it, particularly with the tales of the First King of Flower Fruit Mountin. As such, he takes many a trip out to find historical ruins and sights to try and find remnants of forgotten tales about this long lost King. As such, roughly 3 years before MK would be found in front of Pigzy's shop, Tang would find the the mountain range Wukong was trapped under and unintentionally find his was down into his imprisonment chamber, where he would find the comatose King still taped with roughly 260 billion (this is only an estimate of what Quora says an average mountain weighs) tons of mountain on top of him, with the magic spells keeping him locked up weakened (because time will affect anything, including magic as shown in the show), but still active. Upon seeing this and recognising who this must be Tang would rush to the nearest town, get some stone breaking supplies, rush back to the mounting and climb the mountain to remove the seal that was told in legend to be keeping the king trapped under the mountain. Tang would then go back down into the cavern of Wukong's imprisonment and spend many days slowly chiseling the comatose former King out of the mountain. After which he would take wukong to his vehicle and bring him back to Megapolis and checking the king into a hospital under the guise of being just a plain old Demon Monkey who he doesn't know the name of, since revealing Wukong as the lost king could end horribly for the injured and comatose King.

Wukong would spend a year within this hospital (with all bills being paid for by a donation fund set up for demons who have not registered or no not wish to register into modern-day identification systems that is funded by wealthy deamon families that want to help their fellow demons in this modern age) in a coma, eventually waking up after many centuries of unconsciousness. After which he has to learn how to speak, write, and walk again after many months of therapy learning during this time through talks with his savior, talks with the doctors, and self examination the true gravity of his current situation.

That being that he was isolated from the world for over 1000 years (having been in a coma for what the monkey can only guess is 500 years of that time span or so) and is now in a world completely different from the one he knew, he is now an enigma of history only really known for his cautionary tale, his throat and stomach had been heavily damaged from the centuries of being forced to eat molten metal leaving his voice quiet and gravely and his stomach paralyzed (though the doctors suspect over time it may heal), that so long with so much weight on his lower back has left him a paraplegic (with odds of him ever fully recovering being low by the doctors examinations), and that most if not all of his Chi (magic? mana? energy? who knows, the show never properly names this internal energy source) is blocked off and it could take year's for him to reopen all the ley lines in his body to use more high-intensity incantations and auras again for battle, if he can ever fight again.

During his time in the hospital, and then in hospice as he regains his strength, Wukong and Tang become friends, and Tang (after a chat with Pigzy who the partially broke archaeologists is living with) invites Wukong, who decided to hide himself in this new day and age under his old name "Shí Hóu", to come live with them. There are some minor issues in the beginning for the three due to needing to figure out how to work with a house member in a wheelchair the majority of the time, but they all make it work eventually and after a while Wukong finds a job in the animation industry and adds another income to the apartment dwelling household. Eventually MK joins the three after a appearing at Pigzy's shop and Wukong essentially becomes the babysitter of the group, what with having the least dangerous and most easily able to multitask job.

Thanks to MK Wukong meets Redson for the first time after a 6 year old MK runs off while Wukong and him are at a coffee shop and Redson, being much more kind-hearted due to not losing his father, helps Wukong out after the monkey man manages to either lose or fall out of his whealchair. And Red son, now curious about the monkey who somewhat reminds him of the Sun Wukong from his father's old tales starts to insert himself into Wukong's life. Leading to Red basically ending up as MK's big brother figure and leading to MK becoming friends with Mei due to Red and his family having connections with other mystical families like those of the dragon from the journey to the west. This could lead to DBK and Wukong meeting again early on, or much later then in the show depending on how you want to spin it, however I would do it as they meet earlier, but DBK does not know Shí Hóu is Wukong until much later. Though Wukong would know and be somewhat depressed thinking he lost his last brother to time because revealing himself could lead to DBK denouncing him (not that DBK would).

How the original show would progress from there would depend on the writer's interpretation, but I would still have Monkey king teach MK to fight and such, but with MK being more patient and understanding of not being able to get into intense battle-type things due to Wukong being a paraplegic. And without any Mac interference, because he thinks Wukong is still in prison, and would at most think "huh... This kid strangely has a lot of Wukong's powers and skills. Weird, but oh well."

How to unintentionally be helpful by being a biologist.

I sometimes like to imagine that where Ren chews on Scar's tail small mushrooms have started to grow. Whether they'd be painful or not I'm not sure of.

And, to all the Anons trying to get to Mother, the Sporelings, and Doc. Leave them a l o n e. They want nothing to do with you. Imma start whacking people with an umbrella every time they try to get to them.

Jakajs its ok, i dont mind the asks haha

Rip scar's tail

This feels like something I want to read, but I don't have a archive account and I don't know if I am allowed to have an account and just lurk.

I do write, but it is nothing as amazing as what is on archive of our own.

Here’s a VERY unfinished comic from the amazing fic Monkey King's Guide to Physical Contact by @ninja-knox-ur-sox-off . I lost steam on it a little while back so it never got finished, but thanks so much to the incredible @lavaflowe for all the constructive criticism and lettin me dump ideas on ya! This Monkey Has Problems

As a person who went to both high school and college, I can personally say that this is true.

Danny would have done better in college

Danny wouldn’t have had as much stress if he was a college student instead of a high schooler.

Danny stands up and leaves in the middle of class? Eh oh well attendance isn’t mandatory in this class anyway.

Tired from ghost fighting? College is hard man everyone is exhausted.

Carries around a thermos everywhere? Josh from econ doesn’t go anywhere without his Tupperware so a thermos isn’t that big of a deal.

Danny could strait up tell his class that he’s dead and he’d just get a round of “same”.

Someone spots Danny phase through something. “Am I still drunk or did I not get enough sleep?”

Yeah he’s a bit weird but without him you would have failed astronomy so he’s cool in your book.

Walking around during winter without a coat? Yeah Chad, Keven, and Brandon all do that too, at least he’s not wearing shorts.

He may look scrawny but Rebbeca swears up and down he knocked some dude who was being shady out in one hit.

He seems to know a lot about ghosts. Everyone has something they have to distract themselves from schoolwork, his must be the paranormal.

When they went to a haunted house as a group Danny never even flinched. There was one ghost that looked really real but when it saw Danny it just disappeared. Everyone jokes about how Danny is the scariest person on campus.

Danny accedently shows up to a class as Phantom, no one bats an eye. People come to class in costume all the time at least it doesn’t block the people sitting behind him.

No one questions why he knows how to stitch wounds. He probably learned it from a med student who had to explain how to for an assignment. Or he just can’t afford to go the the hospital, he’s not the only one.

There’s a puppy that follows him around sometimes. No one cares as long as they get to pet him.

I love kittens.

“Our 3 week old rescue likes to nuzzle extra close and I couldn’t be happier“ 

(Source)

Oh my God! So cute!

They’re done! Aaahh please let this work- So I made little Hat Kid and Prince Shimeji’s! You know, those little nuisances that keep trying to interfere with your work? Yeah, and now you can have them on your PC too! Want to know how? More information under the cut!

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This is cool.

The Funny Tall Man

Summary: Scar is just trying to take over a mushroom island, he did not agree to being a baby sitter. 

Warnings: Nothing really, this is Fluff and SFW, well unless you count Scar being an evil homewrekcer (literally, he burns homes) and Mother Spore being a mind controlling fae (who low key kidnaps people).

Notes: This is for @sporelings-au and @headless-witch  Tags: @riveraryy and @flooflepuff

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Update for the 4th of November: I will state while the beginning was a bit more heavy, it didn't turn out to be much info, and I think the admins dropped the ball with their choices. If you want the full load, go watch the stream.

Ok, so what happened? All the players who can and will get on got on and learned that due to the abnormal weather conditions (and potentially so the federation could have time to figure out the black concrete) they were sending them to another federation island, which we learned was were the eggs were being kept due to the island head (who I am going to call purgatory) revealing this to the server members and reealing that the server members will compete in one of three teams for the next two weeks while also saying that the team that wins will get to bring a few eggs back home of their choice. Also one of the teams was going to be cursed.

I suggest you go look at the official streams for all the teams and their members, however I will say that Phil's team (red team called bals) consists mainly of himself, Cellbit, Slime, Jaden, Bagera, and foolish. The rest of their team members (including Wilbur) are rare shows though one was on for a bit and helped the team pop off... For a bit... Their team got bullies and is definitely the cursed team (the admins kinda proved that). Also, the team descended into madness from the bullying (with BadBoyHalo as the last straw). I saw a bit of slime's stream today (day 2 of the event) and red team had been basically stomped out of the running for the day. I will fully support red team just abandoning participation in the event and just trying to be a villager village.

I will state here that I think the event is heavily unbalanced. Phil's team is heavily understaffed, and their team consists of primarily builders or non-specialized members with poor combat experience, and they are entirely the cursed team because of the admin's own actions. I get that the admin team is trying to diversify the experience of the server but this feels poorly planned to accommodate all the islander's skills and abilities or lack their of.

Also the reveal of the Eggs being taken here puts the entirety of the minimal trust I had in the federation down the drain. It had been made clear that the federation was not the danger the eggs were afraid of, but this basically throws that bit of lore out the window and put the federation into even more hot water then they already were. It also throws the entirety of the stuff revealed during the black concrete ark into question. Yes, I get it, we are not suppose to like the federation, but there is a difference between something you are meant to hate and bad planning on the part of the writers.