My grandpa has Alzheimer’s so he has no idea who my grandma is but everyday for the last three or four months he brings her in flowers from their garden and asks her to run away with him and be his wife and everyday she says she already is and everyday the smile my grandpa gets on his face is the most beautiful heartfelt thing I have ever seen.
The celebrity Ben & Jerry's ice cream flavors being some of the best ones is like the retail equivalent of having to go to a restaurant and order a rootin tootin yeehaw cowboy burger or something
Why tf does my friend have Vines on VHS lmao
“Thanks Hank you really taught me a lot about propane and propane accessories!”
"And I tell you hwat, young man. I don't think I know hwat a 'heart of the cards' is, but I know for certain you've got the heart of a Texan."
getting a “pope francis has died” notification from my news app while reading a smutty conclave fic was one of the most surreal moments of my life.
Yeah you could say I’m doing numbers on tumblr. And that numbers? One
pfp: lilcakeletsometimes a guy wants an archive for his favourite tumblr stuff… or something
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