no need to feel afraid, ben is keeping an eye on you šš¦
āThanks Hank you really taught me a lot about propane and propane accessories!ā
"And I tell you hwat, young man. I don't think I know hwat a 'heart of the cards' is, but I know for certain you've got the heart of a Texan."
this frame from the fallout tv show is so funny i nearly puked watching it
āHow can you not be angry?ā
āI am angry,ā the werewolf said.Ā āBut unlike you, I donāt have the luxury of showing it without being called a monster. Without someone taking it as a sign of proof that I need to be put down like a rabid dog, that Iām just like what the stories tell you.āĀ
āBut everyone gets angryā¦thatās human.ā
āUp until the point when youāre not human.ā
āPeople are inherently terribleā no!!! Have you ever seen a child wait for their friend while they tie their shoelaces? Have you ever known someone who would bring hurt squirrels and rabbits and mice to the nearest vet just so it doesnāt suffer? Have you seen someone grieve? Have you ever read something that hit your heart like a freight train? Have you looked at the stars and felt an unexplainable joy? Have you ever baked bread? Have you shared a meal with a friend? Have you not seen it? All the love? All the good? I know itās hard to see sometimes, I know thereās pain everywhere. But look, thereās a child helping another up after a hard fall. Look, thereās someone giving their umbrella to a stranger. Look, thereās someone admiring the spring flowers. Look, thereās good, thereās good, thereās good. Look!!!!
i am nooooot locked the fuck in. im locked the fuck out. call the locksmith
Every time I get groceries Iām always appalled at how little you can get for like, $20. I was making banana pudding so I needed vanilla wafers but the brand name nilla wafers cost $4 a box. The minimum wage in my state is $7.25/hr. My friend put it really well when he saidĀ āimagine you work for an hour and someone hands you two boxes of nilla wafers and saidĀ āactually this is a bit more than what I owe youāā
this fucking picture i accidentally took
pfp: lilcakeletsometimes a guy wants an archive for his favourite tumblr stuff⦠or something
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