my rooster doesn’t crow when the sun rises, he crows when he hears humans wake up, like you can literally just roll over in bed and he’s like “hoLY SHIT THAT’S A PEOPLE THE HUMAN ISAWAKE AHHH AHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH”
Just some little guys c:
From late 2024
im queer as in gay, yes, but also queer as in really very peculiar
this frame from the fallout tv show is so funny i nearly puked watching it
How will the world end?
it’s genuinely not something i think too much about. there are people to love and dishes to do in the meantime.
inspired by a friend misspeaking
mustelids are the best animal because they are fucking brutally efficient predators but they're also just absurdly cute
sexy knights. sexy wounded knights. sexy wounded weary knights. sexy wounded weary knights in the rain. sexy wounded weary knights in the rain pledging their loyalty to you.
kitten I’ll be honest the finality of everything in this world haunts daddy like a second shadow
“Oh how do you stay positive when the world is so awful how can you stay positive when our lives are falling apart-“ SPITE!!!!! ITS SPITE GODDAMN IT!!! REMEMBER WHEN YOU WERE ANGRY AT THE WORLD AS A TEENAGER?? THAT KID WAS RIGHT AND YES IT FUCKING SUCKS AND NO, ITS NOT FAIR, SO YOU HAVE TO KEEP TRYING TO MAKE IT FAIR!!!!
pfp: lilcakeletsometimes a guy wants an archive for his favourite tumblr stuff… or something
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