We Are Teaching My Mum To Play Splatoon. When Mom Comes Back From Her Trip She Will Learn As Well.

Coral pink? Nah. Fish is now my fav color.

i love having friends with favorite colors & shit so i can just send them random crap like yess this is pink ill show it to the pink friend this has a fish ill show it to the fish friend. fish is a color btw

If I ever get a realistic packer and it falls out near a kid I’m doing this. I told my sibling about this and they said: I can just imagine this kid telling his parents “if I don’t eat my vegetables my dick will fall off!!”

one time i was in an olive garden bathroom and my packer fell out of my shorts and this ten year old boy just looked at me with absolute terror and without thinking i said "that's what happens when you don't eat your vegetables" later i saw him eating salad at a speed no human should be capable of

"Ew that thing is so ugl-"

NO! FRILLED SHARK BEAM ATTACK!

more art

Song: cabinet man by lemon demon. sorry it’s hard to read

every moment of every day i am thinking about this tiktok

am I the only one who loses sight of the circles and then they vanish?

today.

Many things have happened. 1. I am working on the comic I hinted at. Part one may be uploaded soonish. 2. This happened yesterday but we got the entire Drumline class to yawn for like 5 minutes straight. 3. The Drumline is going to a basketball game tomorrow to play sideline and Major thinks it would be funny if everyone brought shirts in both teams colors so we could just switch sides mid game. 4. I had a funny idea for a meme that I will make.

Black cats are lucky. (via leahweissmuller)

I was talking with my friend earlier and the topic of me getting hit by a truck came up. My friend proceeded to say something along the lines of “Truck-Kun tried to isekai you and it failed for the first time ever.”

wtf! I’m ace!

I got sent 2 messages. One was a “hi” which is perfectly fine and normal. The second one was a link to a dating site! And not just that, it was an explicit site. I’m ace. I blocked that person. Wtf.